After some dithering, I've signed up for kink_bingo. (Card, for my own reference.)

I'm fairly jealous of those of you proclaiming happily how many ideas are springing fully formed into your brain on receiving yours. I am more like... *maybe* I can do this bingo line here, *maybe*? Writing sex scenes is a challenge, so expect angst (from me)!

In other porny news, I'm done the one sentence paragraph ficlets from last time. (*Maybe* they worked as reassurance?)

Life on Mars, Sam Tyler/Gene Hunt for petra.

DCU, Amanda/Vril ii for caiusmajor.

White Collar/Good Omens, Neal Caffrey/Crowley for dine.

nu!Star Trek, Keenser/Scotty for papershoes.

The last one-plus sentence meme around here was on the theme of "porn adventures or dish-washing adventures: I decide!" ...and the results are finally in!
 

for vagbond_sal: ( Batman and Kyle Rayner )

 

for ysabel: ( Agatha Heterodyne and Capt. Jack Harkness )

 

for droolfangrrl: ( The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial )

 

for gdaybloke: ( Beta Ray Bill and the Harbinger of Menoth )

 

for count_fenring: ( Aziraphale and Hellboy )

 

for caia_comica: ( Amanda Waller and Vril Dox II )

 

In related news, y'all are nuts. SOME OF YOU MORE THAN OTHERS.

I leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which.

 
For petronelle: ( Doctor Who, Nine/Rose )

 

For caia_comica: ( DCU, Bat-Mite/Mxyzptlk )

 

For athene_51: ( SGA, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay )

 

For poisonivory: ( DCU, Linda Danvers/Jimmy Olsen )

 

For plum177: ( Hitchhiker's Guide, Ford/Arthur )

 

For baked_goldfish: ( Good Omens/Firefly, Jayne/Aziraphale )

 

For jkarabella: ( House/Firefly, Kaylee/Greg House )

 

For gdaybloke: ( Marvel, She-Hulk/Steven Hawking )

 

Also, caia_comica wrote me Five times Sam Wilson and Comet the Super-horse totally did it! (Which, if you see above what she bade *me* to write, is eminently fair.)

(One of my 2007 resolutions is to catch up, at least a little, on the masses or request fic I owe people. This isn't *technically* part of that compaign.)

thefourthvine wanted to know how Tim Drake and Adam Young knew each other, and I got a little bit carried away.

Many thanks to petronelle for help with cleaning duties.

 
( So Dawn Goes Down )

 

I maintain that, when promising people one line of fic, I did not imply that they wouldn't end up with extra lines as well.

Just to be clear, right?

 

for rosaleendhu: ( The Devil from Brimstone, a bookstore. )

 

for hannahrorlove: ( Plastic Man, going undercover. )

 

for m_butterfly: ( Brimstone/House. 'The incredibly obvious question of selling your soul.' )

 

for caia_comica: ( Alan Scott, candy. )

 

for daegaer: ( Crowley, sunburn. )

 

for brown_betty: ( Gar, and bucket of molasses. )

 

 
for m_butterfly: ( House (and Crowley) )

for hannahrorlove: ( Rosalyn Stone. )

for the other fine people I owe ficlets: I might have dropped them off in the future by accident. Sorry 'bout that.

So, according to the poll, the most dangerous crack is a toss up between Dom!Aziraphale and Kara/Brainiac 5. But an hour ago, there was a more definite winner, so...


( Dom!Aziraphale. )

 

PS. caia_comica, what is this imaginary tale of which you speak?

First of all, all my squee belong to vagabond_sal, who wrote me Age of Apocalypse Scott/Warren. I'm not sure if anybody remembers just how long I've been jonesing for AoA Scott/Warren, but I am very happy right now.

Less interesting, I've got some Easter Egg ficlets too:

vagabond_sal requested ( Diana/Bruce. )

 

daegaer requested ( Crowley/Bentley, Paris 1968 during the May Revolution. )

 

angharad requested Kerr Avon/Tricia McMillan, but, as I'm not familiar with Avon, instead gets a wild card of ( Trillian, no tea, dark chocolate. )

 

So then, is everybody else sure they don't want one of their own? It's a good chance to get crack-fic, or possibly to get even with me for the utterly insane requests I've been making of you fine people.

So, that first line game was fun. And I learned that I *can*, actually, write really short things (as opposed to the moderately short things I usually write). Also, I might have learned that am something of a fandom whore, if I didn't know it already.

Here are first line drabble things I've written...

( For Penknife: 'Erik looked out over the sea of tents.' )

( For lovelyzelda: 'As he drove towards Soho, Crowley didn't bother to avoid the glassy eyed pedestrians who idiotically wandered into the street.' )

( For louiselux: 'The water, when it came, was cold.' )

( For daegaer: 'And there was war in Heaven.' )

( For musesfool: 'He has many names, none of them his.' )

And, if that isn't enough, I played louiselux's game and put together some ficlets made *entirely* of first lines.

 
( From louiselux's lines. )

( From daegaer's lines. )

For jamjar, who requested a drabble but doesn’t get one.

( Crowley, Aziraphale and Richard in London below (with mispronunciation of names). )