Further conversations I didn't need.

[odditycollector]

 
Brother: Oh, hey! Guess what I lost at the family reunion!
Me: ...
Me: I'm not sure you *want* to hear my first response to that.
 

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[dine.livejournal.com]

oh my - my mind went in totally inappropriate places when I read that! what exactly did go missing, then?

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

The accessory he bought to replace the one I lost on him last time we were at a family reunion. Which, uh, I'm sure would have been a great anecdote in its own right? Even if it did not fail the You Know Your Mind Is Stuck In The Gutter When test?