I mean, as an American, I'm as excited about Obama's presidency as the next man (provided the next man is also an extremely progressive democrat).

But this is a story about a combination of two of the things I love most: broadband wireless and Anne of Green Gables. Stick to the facts, people. How can I think of politics when I can now email that plucky redhead and her adoptive parents! Or their ghosts, anyway.

This surreal, half-serious statement brought to you by MATTHEW!!?! HOW COULD THEY TAKE YOU FROM US!!?! YOU WERE TOO YOUNG!?!?