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Karen: watched some Due South. Every time [Fraser and a given Ray] walk *near* a bank, it gets robbed. I'm not sure that's statistically credible.
Caia: Perhaps it's not a matter of statistics. Perhaps they just have bank robbers following them around.
Karen: Also whenever they try to go somewhere, the vehicle gets hijacked.
Karen: Planes, trains, boats. Family car.
Caia: Bank robbers and hijackers!
Caia: Criminals REALLY LIKE THEM.
Karen: They like locking them in boxes! Bank vaults and freezers and warehouses.
Caia: KINKY criminals.
Karen: Also I am not convinced they are *actually* partners... it just seems like they go out for breakfast and then they walk by a bank getting robbed and end up locked in the vault.
Karen: Or someone gets kidnapped across the street.
Caia: ..........they are being stalked by psychotic slash fangirls!
Mystery brought to a satisfactory conclusion, conversation then turns to the matter of robot porn.
Caia: Perhaps it's not a matter of statistics. Perhaps they just have bank robbers following them around.
Karen: Also whenever they try to go somewhere, the vehicle gets hijacked.
Karen: Planes, trains, boats. Family car.
Caia: Bank robbers and hijackers!
Caia: Criminals REALLY LIKE THEM.
Karen: They like locking them in boxes! Bank vaults and freezers and warehouses.
Caia: KINKY criminals.
Karen: Also I am not convinced they are *actually* partners... it just seems like they go out for breakfast and then they walk by a bank getting robbed and end up locked in the vault.
Karen: Or someone gets kidnapped across the street.
Caia: ..........they are being stalked by psychotic slash fangirls!
Mystery brought to a satisfactory conclusion, conversation then turns to the matter of robot porn.
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