Nah, they don't get the Yukon. The Yukon's the last ditch money-making place. I haven't yet figured out their economics, really. You get paid more for going up, but the only reason people go up is to get paid more... ???

Yeah, pins might be better. I mean, what if they don't have heads? The hats would be about as useful as memorabilia plates. (Or what if they're a colour wot clashes with red?)