Fun With Open Letter Format

Hmm. I've done a little bit of catching up on comics from the last bit (almost but not quite not up to today) and there's a couple thoughts that stick in my mind. So!
 

Dear DC Comics,

Yes, actually, I agree: the DCU is a much cooler
place with Brainiacs in. However, just like Slade,
you can only have them show up in so many titles at
once before it starts to get a bit silly.

Yrs. in bemusement,
Me.

 
 
Dear Marvel,

I admit I'm far less forgiving of your fare, but
Ultimate Iron-Man is all sorts of crap and, although
it's not *bad*, I'm still not sure what everyone
else seems to see in Young Avengers.

Also, I think I'm going to have to update my Excalibur
outline a little.

Yrs. in bewilderment, mostly,
Me.