The return of perhaps my official meme icon?

 
Name a pairing or character and situation (in a fandom I'm familiar with) and I will write one line of a story for it.


Alternatively:

Name a pairing or character and situation (in a fandom I'm NOT familiar with) and I will write one line of a story for it.

Alternatively:

Both.

Because I'm not in a very creative mood right now, and it hurtses uss, preciouss.