I'm really looking forward to the longer version--you're getting at a lot of problems with even well-intentioned discourse on race, pigmentation, and transformative works.

Just to let you know, as of right now you've been outbid on help_haiti. However--and I probably shouldn't say this, because it's silly discouraging bids--your prompt struck me so vividly that I'd like to work on it even if you don't win.