I am all distracted by the concept of a Waller and Cain pirate AU. It is AWESOME, and I want a MILLION PAGES, and I am now PINING TRAGICALLY. But that is a good thing, because before that, my brain was attempting to imagine Gus and Starback swapping places, and - it was hard, okay? It was very hard. I think I sprained something. So I am just going to stay in the happy pirate place.