So, what does it take to break *my* brain?

[odditycollector]

Well, I found the DCU porn cliche generator and:

Bart Allen and/or Jim Gordon
...watch porn together

Lex Luthor and/or Cissie King-Jones
...wake up in the same bed, and don't remember what happened

Pamela Isley (Poison Ivy) and/or Jim Gordon
...encounter a spankbot

Cassandra Cain and/or Superman
...are assumed to be sleeping together, but aren't (yet)

Wonder Woman and/or Tim Drake
...watch porn together

Conner Kent and/or Superman
...experiment with bondage

O.o

This sentence is for anyone who really needs to know what a spankbot is, although I really can't think of any circumstances where that might be true.

(I think I *have* that issue somewhere.)