So, a few years ago I was thinking of applying to Harvard when I got to the grad school point. It's one of the few universities I could find at the time with a paleontology degree (this was before I learned that most universities disguise it as "paleobiology"), and hey, Stephen Jay Gould!

But then Gould died (wah!) and I realized I hate the East Coast. Now I'm really sure I don't want to go to Harvard.