I'm stuck trying to figure out how exactly Harry Potter is healthy, exactly.

I meant Aziraphale/Madam Tracey wasn't healthy if it was done the way HP fandom does such random pairings. Like in a very, very weird sort of way. And possibly involving the squid.

And I've probably done more horrible things to my precious childhood memories than I care to think about. Do you have a link to My Little Sweet Transvestites?