Oh, I wish DC had done it this way.

This is my Leslie. This is my Bruce.

Thank you for taking the effort to make this. Batman #644 was so NOT my Leslie and NOT my Bruce.

I thought your dialogue was good. I see no reason why it couldn't have gone down this way. Unfortunately, it didn't (with DC I'm not very good at pretending canon isn't canon. This doesn't stop me from enjoying the fanon).