Written for [livejournal.com profile] count_fenring, who gave me Please My Favourite Don't Be Sad as a song prompt. (YouTube Link.)

Title: And Learned to Love the Open Air
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Characters: Arthur Dent, Ford Prefect
Rating: G
Words: 600
Summary: There were times when Arthur suspected Ford Prefect had been sarcastic about his inability to understand sarcasm.

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odditycollector: Text on brown background texture. "I am a batshit genius scientist prophet goddess and I will be free" (A Softer World)
( Oct. 2nd, 2010 12:56 am)
Going through some old files, I found a gen shower fic from the FIRST round of gen shower fics. Somehow it was never posted. :/

Anyway, [personal profile] happydork, here is Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect in the shower together. Sorry about the wait, I guess?

Arthur lay on his back and concentrated on hurting. He was getting quite good at it, he thought. )
odditycollector: God/Grumpy Bear OTP! Or something. (Blasphemy)
( Nov. 9th, 2007 01:09 pm)
In related news, y'all are nuts. SOME OF YOU MORE THAN OTHERS.

I leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which.

For [livejournal.com profile] petronelle: Doctor Who, Nine/Rose )

For [livejournal.com profile] caia_comica: DCU, Bat-Mite/Mxyzptlk )

For [livejournal.com profile] athene_51: SGA, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay )

For [livejournal.com profile] poisonivory: DCU, Linda Danvers/Jimmy Olsen )

For [livejournal.com profile] plum177: Hitchhiker's Guide, Ford/Arthur )

For [livejournal.com profile] baked_goldfish: Good Omens/Firefly, Jayne/Aziraphale )

For [livejournal.com profile] jkarabella: House/Firefly, Kaylee/Greg House )

For [livejournal.com profile] gdaybloke: Marvel, She-Hulk/Steven Hawking )


Also, [livejournal.com profile] caia_comica wrote me Five times Sam Wilson and Comet the Super-horse totally did it! (Which, if you see above what she bade *me* to write, is eminently fair.)
for [livejournal.com profile] count_fenring: Five things Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect would quarrel about in the messy, half-civilized, and inevitable divorce.

1. Who will take care of the kids! Arthur reminds Ford that they don't *have* any kids, but Ford feels this is entirely beside the point.

2. Arthur's recently updated profile in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

3. Whether or not British beer is better than the purple stuff they serve at that great strip-club on Talosi Prime to which, as it turns out, Ford didn't invite Arthur and, furthermore, had told Arthur that he was only going planetside to visit his great great Aunt two and a half times removed and that it'd probably be better if Arthur waited on the ship as she was prone to outbreaks of Toxiskunkus Pustules, a rare fungal infection known to kill the non-affected at sixty paces when their nose tries to escape through their left ear.

4. The probability that the other one will ever have sex with anything again. After three days of this, Trillian asks the computer to give them a definitive answer, if it would please, and Arthur and Ford spend the next while in their room feeling sorry for themselves and *definitely* not going near Marvin *or* Zaphod *ever*.

5. Whose underpants are those, and which one of them is more likely to know someone with five legs and a penchant for orange and green sequins.

(Argument halted when Arthur opens the attached card and reads that they're from somebody's grandmother, who knitted them herself.)

(Argument restarted when Ford remembers that, by highly disturbing coincidence, "grandmother" is "Your lover with the very fine secondary sexual characteristics" in Okarian, a language where "knitting" happens to mean "Remember when I shoved that organ/sex toy/trampoline into your [orifice of choice] and you really liked it?")

(Argument halted again when Zaphod wanders in, says "Hey! So that's where those are," grabs them from Ford and leaves.)
odditycollector: Supergirl hovering in black silhouette except for the red crest. Cape fluttering. Background is a roiling, raining sky. (Default)
( Mar. 28th, 2005 09:57 pm)
First of all, all my squee belong to [livejournal.com profile] vagabond_sal, who wrote me Age of Apocalypse Scott/Warren. I'm not sure if anybody remembers just how long I've been jonesing for AoA Scott/Warren, but I am very happy right now.

Less interesting, I've got some Easter Egg ficlets too:

[livejournal.com profile] vagabond_sal requested Diana/Bruce. ) 

[livejournal.com profile] daegaer requested Crowley/Bentley, Paris 1968 during the May Revolution. ) 

[livejournal.com profile] angharad requested Kerr Avon/Tricia McMillan, but, as I'm not familiar with Avon, instead gets a wild card of Trillian, no tea, dark chocolate. ) 

So then, is everybody else sure they don't want one of their own? It's a good chance to get crack-fic, or possibly to get even with me for the utterly insane requests I've been making of you fine people.
how [livejournal.com profile] minkhollow requested Neverwhere/Hitchhiker's Guide
And I knew that if I had the chance, I could make those people dance
And maybe she’d be happy for a while…

Hmm? Oh, right. The ficlet. )



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