In related news, y'all are nuts. SOME OF YOU MORE THAN OTHERS.

I leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which.

 
For petronelle: ( Doctor Who, Nine/Rose )
 

For caia_comica: ( DCU, Bat-Mite/Mxyzptlk )
 

For athene_51: ( SGA, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay )
 

For poisonivory: ( DCU, Linda Danvers/Jimmy Olsen )
 

For plum177: ( Hitchhiker's Guide, Ford/Arthur )
 

For baked_goldfish: ( Good Omens/Firefly, Jayne/Aziraphale )
 

For jkarabella: ( House/Firefly, Kaylee/Greg House )
 

For gdaybloke: ( Marvel, She-Hulk/Steven Hawking )

 

Also, caia_comica wrote me Five times Sam Wilson and Comet the Super-horse totally did it! (Which, if you see above what she bade *me* to write, is eminently fair.)