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odditycollector ([personal profile] odditycollector) wrote2006-10-24 05:15 am
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IM Conversations I Never Wanted To Have.

Me: Heya!
Me: I see you've got this newfangled "internet" thing worked out. ; )
My Mom: Yes.
My Mom: And right now, I'm typing with one hand.
Me:
Me:
My Mom: : )
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2006-10-24 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't parents disturbing?

Yesterday, my father:
Father: So apparently, the X-men is different from the X-files!

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, unless the conversation went:

Him: I'm surprised. When you said you wanted to see the X-men, I was expecting something different.
You: What do you mean?
Him: Well, for one thing, everyone kept their clothes on for the *whole* movie...

I think mine wins for disturbing.
brownbetty: (He's the goddamn Batman)

[personal profile] brownbetty 2006-10-24 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
No, yours does indeed win for disturbing. Just, parents, man, they're weird.

[identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
no wink wink, or nudge nudge?

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
Please to notice the nick of the second person in this conversation!!!

!!!

 
 
!

[identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I did notice it, it would have made the conversation pretty funny :).

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
*considers*

*Changes it to "YOUR MOM"*

NOW it is more entertaining!

[identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
It's about as entertaining as it was before.

[identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com 2006-10-25 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's because you probably have higher moral standards than I do :).

I think your only sane response...

[identity profile] count-fenring.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
I think your only sane response there is the ultimate expression of shock and horror.

Like so.

:_(

Re: I think your only sane response...

[identity profile] count-fenring.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Also, might I point at my userpic.

Totally Kazaar! Totally.

Re: I think your only sane response...

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It is very fitting!

But! I have no idea who Totally Kazaar is! ENLIGHTEN ME!

Re: I think your only sane response...

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2006-10-24 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno. I think she might not understand, considering how she is demonstrably unaware of what other phrases might mean. *hopes*
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