IM Conversations I Never Wanted To Have.

[odditycollector]

Me: Heya!
Me: I see you've got this newfangled "internet" thing worked out. ; )
My Mom: Yes.
My Mom: And right now, I'm typing with one hand.
Me:
Me:
My Mom: : )

Comments

[brownbetty]

Aren't parents disturbing?

Yesterday, my father:
Father: So apparently, the X-men is different from the X-files!

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I dunno, unless the conversation went:

Him: I'm surprised. When you said you wanted to see the X-men, I was expecting something different.
You: What do you mean?
Him: Well, for one thing, everyone kept their clothes on for the *whole* movie...

I think mine wins for disturbing.

[brownbetty]

No, yours does indeed win for disturbing. Just, parents, man, they're weird.

[randomsign.livejournal.com]

no wink wink, or nudge nudge?

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Please to notice the nick of the second person in this conversation!!!

!!!

 
 
!

[randomsign.livejournal.com]

I did notice it, it would have made the conversation pretty funny :).

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

*considers*

*Changes it to "YOUR MOM"*

NOW it is more entertaining!

[randomsign.livejournal.com]

It's about as entertaining as it was before.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Not to ME! ;p

[randomsign.livejournal.com]

Well, that's because you probably have higher moral standards than I do :).

I think your only sane response...

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

I think your only sane response there is the ultimate expression of shock and horror.

Like so.

:_(

Re: I think your only sane response...

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

Also, might I point at my userpic.

Totally Kazaar! Totally.

Re: I think your only sane response...

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

It is very fitting!

But! I have no idea who Totally Kazaar is! ENLIGHTEN ME!

Re: I think your only sane response...

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I dunno. I think she might not understand, considering how she is demonstrably unaware of what other phrases might mean. *hopes*