PANTIES RHYMES WITH VIGILANTES MY LIFE IS MADE

[odditycollector]

Today I was searching chatlogs for an old exercise in bad rhyme, and found instead a different old exercise in bad rhyme. This is what I love about my life hard-drive.

 
caia_comica: Combine the skills! Write bad porn in verse!
odditycollector: It would be limericks, I think!
Karen: That's what they are *for*.
Caia: *nods* CLEARLY.
Karen:

Green Lantern is a force for good.
He helps the world be what it should.
But the tabloids all say,
when he's done for the day
that his only weakness is wood...

Caia: Heeeee. More!
Karen: ... FINE.
Karen:

There's an island Diana is from.
With women it is overrun.
And all she will say
of the Amazon way
is they know that spanking is good fun

Caia: *giggles* Yay Amazons!
Karen: :-)
Karen:

The first Robin's *first* name is Dick
He jumps and he swings and he kicks
He's the vigilante
who's best known in panties,
and most of the fangirls' first pick.

Caia: Yay!
Karen: PANTIES RHYMES WITH VIGILANTES
Caia: TOTALLY.
Karen: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen:

There's an alien: Kara Zor-El.
She can't dress herself very well.
She wears half a skirt,
'cause Martha's a pervert.
Quoth everyone else: What the hell?

Caia: ?!!
Caia: HEEEEEEEEE.
Karen: PANTIES!
Karen: MY WORLD IS MADE!
Caia: Panties!
Caia: Heeeeee. Vigilantes in panties!

 
From later, the *other* GL oath:

My Green Lantern outfit is tight,
And I can keep going all night.
My dick is impressive,
My ring is expressive
With sex toys made out of green light.

Also:

There was a young farmboy: Clark Kent
who, being a thoughtful young gent,
took his cock by the base,
shot his load into space,
and left 'fore it made its descent.

 

Want one? Write me a limerick (and a prompt), and I'll write you one back. Limericks: almost make the long list for "most fun you can have in front of the computer screen"!

Comments

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

There once was a guy named Querl Dox,
Whose brain worked outside of the box,
He was smarter than you,
More than even me too,
Which is why it's agreed that he rocks.

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

There's a nasty woman named Waller,
Who's wider than she is taller,
With a look she can kill,
And most agree that she will,
Around her most cajones shrink smaller.

[rojir.livejournal.com]

There was a young artist named Kyle
Who's girlfriend was left in a pile
Then OA came calling
While poor kyle was bawling
And now he's ION for a while.

Limericks

[ragtime01.livejournal.com]

A masochist friend, quite well-versed

On which perverse pleasure hurt worst

Said, "I love beds of nails,

And cats of nine tails,

But I always read 'Supergirl' first."

Comics Creator:

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

There once was a creator named Frank,
To whom every girl was a skank,
Sin City was quite sexist, DK2 was nextist,
And the movie 300 just stank!

"Because I'm the GODDAMNED BATMAN!" - Frank Miller's All Star Batman and Robin

As for a prompt... Ted Kord, Booster Gold... and Elastic Man!