PANTIES RHYMES WITH VIGILANTES MY LIFE IS MADE

[odditycollector]

Today I was searching chatlogs for an old exercise in bad rhyme, and found instead a different old exercise in bad rhyme. This is what I love about my life hard-drive.

 
caia_comica: Combine the skills! Write bad porn in verse!
odditycollector: It would be limericks, I think!
Karen: That's what they are *for*.
Caia: *nods* CLEARLY.
Karen:

Green Lantern is a force for good.
He helps the world be what it should.
But the tabloids all say,
when he's done for the day
that his only weakness is wood...

Caia: Heeeee. More!
Karen: ... FINE.
Karen:

There's an island Diana is from.
With women it is overrun.
And all she will say
of the Amazon way
is they know that spanking is good fun

Caia: *giggles* Yay Amazons!
Karen: :-)
Karen:

The first Robin's *first* name is Dick
He jumps and he swings and he kicks
He's the vigilante
who's best known in panties,
and most of the fangirls' first pick.

Caia: Yay!
Karen: PANTIES RHYMES WITH VIGILANTES
Caia: TOTALLY.
Karen: !!!!!!!!!!!!
Karen:

There's an alien: Kara Zor-El.
She can't dress herself very well.
She wears half a skirt,
'cause Martha's a pervert.
Quoth everyone else: What the hell?

Caia: ?!!
Caia: HEEEEEEEEE.
Karen: PANTIES!
Karen: MY WORLD IS MADE!
Caia: Panties!
Caia: Heeeeee. Vigilantes in panties!

 
From later, the *other* GL oath:

My Green Lantern outfit is tight,
And I can keep going all night.
My dick is impressive,
My ring is expressive
With sex toys made out of green light.

Also:

There was a young farmboy: Clark Kent
who, being a thoughtful young gent,
took his cock by the base,
shot his load into space,
and left 'fore it made its descent.

 

Want one? Write me a limerick (and a prompt), and I'll write you one back. Limericks: almost make the long list for "most fun you can have in front of the computer screen"!

Comments

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

There once was a guy named Querl Dox,
Whose brain worked outside of the box,
He was smarter than you,
More than even me too,
Which is why it's agreed that he rocks.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but where's my prompt? ;p

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Oops! I just like writing limericks. :) Haikus too!

Colluan Querl Dox,
Twelfth level intelligence,
Monkey on head.

But if it's a promp you want: Stargirl!

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Ha. Fitting, since though I'm no good with haiku, Brainiac 5 *is*. (No, really! Every supergenius needs an emo poetry phase!)

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Ayla Ranzz hates me,
I have a single comfort,
Invisible Lad.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Turned off my device;
the planet remains intact.
I still get no thanks.

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

I built C.O.M.P.U.T.O.,
So he destroyed a city,
He had an off switch.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

If you really want
our headquarters undestroyed
don't touch that again

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Can you not read well,
The sign says "Do Not Touch This,"
It's in Interlac!

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Reminder to self:
Never leave Crisis machine
guarded by humans.

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Robot supergirls,
Sure are nice to have around,
But I need to sleep.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, half sleeping,
I write universal truths:
By morning, nonsense.

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Koko tries to kill,
I see the rage in his eyes,
Ayla says he's cute.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I looked upon the
internet, yet found no scans
of Brainy's haiku.

:(

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Karen is winner,
Her poems superior,
She's a hirku queen.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Thank you. This honour,
I will accept. My secret?
Counting on fingers.

[fred-god-of.livejournal.com]

I could never do haikus because I am physically incapable of counting out syllables, even with the clapping.

But what I really wanted to say was ICON LOVE, even my one year of chem can recognize your sheer awesomeness

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

There's a nasty woman named Waller,
Who's wider than she is taller,
With a look she can kill,
And most agree that she will,
Around her most cajones shrink smaller.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

So, we was just robbing the place,
Not nothing they couldn't replace.
And that girl on the squad
with the long golden rod?
She slammed it right into my face!

[jarodrussell.livejournal.com]

Odditycollector's so cool,
Special rhythms those are her tools,
Wrote a poem for me,
Of my fav'rit Courtney,
And that's why she's too cool for school!

[rojir.livejournal.com]

There was a young artist named Kyle
Who's girlfriend was left in a pile
Then OA came calling
While poor kyle was bawling
And now he's ION for a while.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

no prompt? ;)

[rojir.livejournal.com]

Umm.....Hal/Kyle?

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Kyle said, "It's you that I've missed,
Counting the hours since last we kissed.
I've thought up some green
toys quite obscene,
And better things to do with your fist!"

Limericks

[ragtime01.livejournal.com]

A masochist friend, quite well-versed

On which perverse pleasure hurt worst

Said, "I love beds of nails,

And cats of nine tails,

But I always read 'Supergirl' first."

Re: Limericks

[ragtime01.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the prompt is:

Snow White and Bigby Wolf from "Fables".

Re: Limericks

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Beauty and Beast is the story they tell,
but there are still problems on which they might dwell:
their inlaws are picky,
the mechanics are tricky,
and copyright infringement as well!

Comics Creator:

[count-fenring.livejournal.com]

There once was a creator named Frank,
To whom every girl was a skank,
Sin City was quite sexist, DK2 was nextist,
And the movie 300 just stank!

"Because I'm the GODDAMNED BATMAN!" - Frank Miller's All Star Batman and Robin

As for a prompt... Ted Kord, Booster Gold... and Elastic Man!

Re: Comics Creator:

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

The world needed saving by the JLA,
who were parallel universes away.
Only left were three gents,
their golden days spent:
Superbuddies to save the day!