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odditycollector) wrote2009-12-19 01:29 pm
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And then they don't done sex. The End!
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"I have spikes!"
"I have tentacles!"
"Sounds great! But also, my pre-come is a numbing agent. Sorry."
"That's okay. My tentacles produce a paralytic enzyme when I get horny."
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"*cautiously* You don't...possibly...devour your mate, do you?"
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"No! Nonononono! Of course not! Well. I mean. It's not *required*."
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"*backing away in unsubtle manner* I just remembered. I've taken a vow of chastity. For all forms of sex involving tentacles. It's a very specific vow."
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*nods sadly* "Not that specific. It turned out my last partner had taken a vow of chastity only for all forms of sex involving tentacles with paralytic enzymes. It was okay though- he had this thing that looked like, I dunno, a giant finger between his legs. Or maybe a mushroom? It was weird."
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She must have left out the threesome between the microscope, the space shuttle, and the fighter jet.
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Heh! That is *one* of us.
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Space shuttle -- most likely Skyfire, could theoretically also be Astrotrain; other space-capables include Blast Off, Omega Supreme, Cosmos, and I think Blitzwing.
Also Starscream, but he's the fighter jet.
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I feel though that he is probably too evil to make friends with the Thomas the Tank Engine crowd. He would probably think they were a bunch of idealistic Autobot wimps.
ETA: He wasn't having sex with Perceptor, though. That was, in fact, Skyfire, who is a space shuttle who is not evil. Except when
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But look at it this way! Clearly your assistance is needed!
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Which is a little *odd* in a Silver Age Superfamily fangirl, but to each their own, I suppose!
A Thomas the Tank Engine crossover would be awesome, although as I said before, Transformers has a sad shortage of trains.
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Wait. No. Pass the brainbleach instead. *slinks away to hide*