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odditycollector ([personal profile] odditycollector) wrote2009-12-19 01:29 pm
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And then they don't done sex. The End!

[livejournal.com profile] odditycollector: I mean, I have not actually seen an alien!sex story where the participants wander off in confusion. Although I am not willing to bet they don't exist.
[livejournal.com profile] greenygal: I'm sure it exists somewhere, because there is an awful lot of fic, but not *commonly*, no.
[livejournal.com profile] odditycollector:
"I have spikes!"
"I have tentacles!"
"Sounds great! But also, my pre-come is a numbing agent. Sorry."
"That's okay. My tentacles produce a paralytic enzyme when I get horny."
"..."
"..."
[livejournal.com profile] greenygal:
"*cautiously* You don't...possibly...devour your mate, do you?"
[livejournal.com profile] odditycollector:
"No! Nonononono! Of course not! Well. I mean. It's not *required*."
[livejournal.com profile] greenygal:
"*backing away in unsubtle manner* I just remembered. I've taken a vow of chastity. For all forms of sex involving tentacles. It's a very specific vow."
[livejournal.com profile] odditycollector:
*nods sadly* "Not that specific. It turned out my last partner had taken a vow of chastity only for all forms of sex involving tentacles with paralytic enzymes. It was okay though- he had this thing that looked like, I dunno, a giant finger between his legs. Or maybe a mushroom? It was weird."

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2009-12-19 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
I am starting to suspect the *real* reason I seem to be impossible to sell on TF fandom is a *lack of imagination*.
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[personal profile] brownbetty 2009-12-19 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure it's excessive imagination, in your case.

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno. Caia tells me sometimes of fic where, like, a microscope is fucking a space shuttle. Would you have found that in my imagination? I do not imagine you would have.

[identity profile] katarik.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 03:22 pm (UTC)(link)
It really kind of depresses me that I know exactly which characters you are talking about.

She must have left out the threesome between the microscope, the space shuttle, and the fighter jet.

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I know exactly which characters you are talking about.
Heh! That is *one* of us.

[identity profile] katarik.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
Microscope -- Perceptor
Space shuttle -- most likely Skyfire, could theoretically also be Astrotrain; other space-capables include Blast Off, Omega Supreme, Cosmos, and I think Blitzwing.

Also Starscream, but he's the fighter jet.

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 07:35 am (UTC)(link)
Astrotrain I recognize! From the Thomas and Friends debate! (Caia feels Astrotrain is too evil to make friends; I maintain it is hard to be *too* evil if you are a train in Thomas the Tank Engine's universe, the narrative physics will not allow it.)

[identity profile] caia-comica.livejournal.com 2009-12-21 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Astrotrain isn't too evil for friends! If I said that I was lying. He's friends with Blitzwing! He probably has other 'Con friends, too; I strongly suspect he gets together with Long Haul for a cube of energon (alien alcohol! it is canon!) and complains about having to haul things all the time.

I feel though that he is probably too evil to make friends with the Thomas the Tank Engine crowd. He would probably think they were a bunch of idealistic Autobot wimps.

ETA: He wasn't having sex with Perceptor, though. That was, in fact, Skyfire, who is a space shuttle who is not evil. Except when [livejournal.com profile] katarik is writing him.
Edited 2009-12-21 08:47 (UTC)

[identity profile] caia-comica.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs* You have a point there, yes. Of all the various Transformer sex systems that fans could invent, the fandom tends to default to a sadly limited number.

But look at it this way! Clearly your assistance is needed!

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I mean on *my* part! I mean... *how* many of our TF conversations end in me going "What? What! Wait. How. WHAT?"

[identity profile] caia-comica.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
...oh right, yes. You also have that tendency to want things to make sense.

Which is a little *odd* in a Silver Age Superfamily fangirl, but to each their own, I suppose!

A Thomas the Tank Engine crossover would be awesome, although as I said before, Transformers has a sad shortage of trains.

[identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Although I am still sad there is no Thomas and Friends crossover.

[identity profile] redandfiery.livejournal.com 2009-12-20 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I want hot Annie-and-Clarabel femslash, dammit!

Wait. No. Pass the brainbleach instead. *slinks away to hide*