And then they don't done sex. The End!

[odditycollector]

odditycollector: I mean, I have not actually seen an alien!sex story where the participants wander off in confusion. Although I am not willing to bet they don't exist.
greenygal: I'm sure it exists somewhere, because there is an awful lot of fic, but not *commonly*, no.
odditycollector:
"I have spikes!"
"I have tentacles!"
"Sounds great! But also, my pre-come is a numbing agent. Sorry."
"That's okay. My tentacles produce a paralytic enzyme when I get horny."
"..."
"..."
greenygal:
"*cautiously* You don't...possibly...devour your mate, do you?"
odditycollector:
"No! Nonononono! Of course not! Well. I mean. It's not *required*."
greenygal:
"*backing away in unsubtle manner* I just remembered. I've taken a vow of chastity. For all forms of sex involving tentacles. It's a very specific vow."
odditycollector:
*nods sadly* "Not that specific. It turned out my last partner had taken a vow of chastity only for all forms of sex involving tentacles with paralytic enzymes. It was okay though- he had this thing that looked like, I dunno, a giant finger between his legs. Or maybe a mushroom? It was weird."

Comments

[caia-comica.livejournal.com]

*laughs* You have a point there, yes. Of all the various Transformer sex systems that fans could invent, the fandom tends to default to a sadly limited number.

But look at it this way! Clearly your assistance is needed!

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

I mean on *my* part! I mean... *how* many of our TF conversations end in me going "What? What! Wait. How. WHAT?"

[caia-comica.livejournal.com]

...oh right, yes. You also have that tendency to want things to make sense.

Which is a little *odd* in a Silver Age Superfamily fangirl, but to each their own, I suppose!

A Thomas the Tank Engine crossover would be awesome, although as I said before, Transformers has a sad shortage of trains.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Although I am still sad there is no Thomas and Friends crossover.

[redandfiery.livejournal.com]

Now I want hot Annie-and-Clarabel femslash, dammit!

Wait. No. Pass the brainbleach instead. *slinks away to hide*