odditycollector: God/Grumpy Bear OTP! Or something. (Blasphemy)
odditycollector ([personal profile] odditycollector) wrote2011-01-25 11:02 pm

Kate Kane has the worst sponsorship deal in the DCU.

There will probably be more later, because this month's solicit theme is "Tentacle Porn Starring Batman" and I will never have the power to resist something like that. People ineligible for Green Lantern rings: me.

But for now, I'll leave you with the solicit for Batwoman... who I'm sure we all remember from the time she starred in a Monistat ad.



(You have no idea the terrible, terrible jokes I decided against here, on the basis of they'd never make it into actual ad copy. Soooo terrible.)
shadowvalkyrie: (Chains)

[personal profile] shadowvalkyrie 2011-01-26 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahahahaha! That's a wonderful solution to make an awful cover make sense!

Also:

There will probably be more later, because this month's solicit theme is "Tentacle Porn Starring Batman" and I will never have the power to resist something like that.

Don't you dare resist! It will be so awesome! ":-D
shadowvalkyrie: (Chains)

[personal profile] shadowvalkyrie 2011-01-26 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Superhero crotches are a worthy cause! Especially Batman's! Even more so in the proximity of tentacles!