Kate Kane has the worst sponsorship deal in the DCU.

[odditycollector]

There will probably be more later, because this month's solicit theme is "Tentacle Porn Starring Batman" and I will never have the power to resist something like that. People ineligible for Green Lantern rings: me.

But for now, I'll leave you with the solicit for Batwoman... who I'm sure we all remember from the time she starred in a Monistat ad.



(You have no idea the terrible, terrible jokes I decided against here, on the basis of they'd never make it into actual ad copy. Soooo terrible.)

Comments

[petra]

With the nose at the--and--that's an appalling cover. It deserves its ad deal.

[odditycollector]

In its favour, I would have never come up with the top line under different conditions, and I cracked up so hard typing that.

[fightingarrival]

I love him, but, JHW3, NO.

[odditycollector]

It is the special Relatable Female Problems issue!

[shadowvalkyrie]

Bwahahahahaha! That's a wonderful solution to make an awful cover make sense!

Also:

There will probably be more later, because this month's solicit theme is "Tentacle Porn Starring Batman" and I will never have the power to resist something like that.

Don't you dare resist! It will be so awesome! ":-D

[odditycollector]

Way too much of my fannish output revolves around superhero crotches.

...I guess we all need to find our niche.

[shadowvalkyrie]

Superhero crotches are a worthy cause! Especially Batman's! Even more so in the proximity of tentacles!

[rachelsoma.livejournal.com]

bwaha hahahahah!

I have to admit though, that I want to see the Monistat image re-caption with lyrics from Kings of Leon - Sex on Fire

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

This is why the cover game is the best game. So many hilarious possibilities!