Part one!

[odditycollector]

I was not expecting solicit Monday to come so early! And, for a month with a *really gory* emergent theme to its covers, to actually be fun (otherwise)! People are not just posing boringly on every single book! I can remember why I like this game!


 

 

 

 

Comments

[holyschist]

I sporfled, especially at the first one and the helicopter one! And good lord, that Batwoman cover is disturbing.

[odditycollector]

Yay! I'm esp. glad to hear the helicopter one worked.

Batwoman... her covers are really pretty! But sometimes they are a little... off...

[brownbetty]

I'm trying to imagine what ads for fast-acting acids look like: “Did you get busted because they found the bodies? Don't make this embarrassing mistake again with Dissolvesitol!”

[nextian]

"As a mother of three and a serial killer of twenty, I don't have a lot of time on my hands. With Dissolvesitol, I know that I can get rid of pesky corpses and inquisitive vigilantes in under five minutes. How's that for a lifesaver?"

[brownbetty]

ILU

[odditycollector]

As a mother of three and a serial killer of twenty, I don't have a lot of time on my hands.
The universe where Dexter was a lady.

...*want*.

[nextian]

Did you see this post by any chance? About genderswapping Dexter. I would pay so much money for that show.

[odditycollector]

I did! It made me kinda sad, actually. (And I got to observe again my entirely ungrounded irritation with John Cho. idk wtf my brean. I hypothesize it's because Takei is forever Sulu in my head?)

But anyway, considering the existence of Harrison... I am fascinated at the mental image of a heavily pregnant woman going out serial killing. It must be so much harder to sneak away than Dexter had it.

[odditycollector]

PS, maybe relevant to your interests.

[nextian]

Haha, I JUST SAW THAT. So relevant. Oh my god, it's really sad how little I care about comics these days, who is that underneath the horns? Besides Kanaya, obviously. Is that, like, the Angel is now a lesbian solicit?

[odditycollector]

Is that, like, the Angel is now a lesbian solicit?
This will betray precisely how much attention I pay when I do these things, but I just now looked at the filename, and it claims to the solicit for "American Vampire". lol. Works for me! But I have never picked it up and know nothing about it, except now I kind of want to see what Kanaya is doing there. Besides wearing ALL the classy outfits.

it's really sad how little I care about comics these days
I'm never sure if I do or not, as I'm following about 2 books, and 99% of the time do not much care what happens in canon. But I really like playing in the sandbox, so.

[odditycollector]

Oh man, okay. So I looked up some of the other Amerocan Vampire solicits, in case there were more Kanayas. And.

Y/Y?

[odditycollector]

American, even.

[nextian]

ABJWLLKRLR;;

YES. AND ALSO, YES. Oh my god, it's even tinted teal.

[odditycollector]

I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW. I KNOW.

Now I just found another one which I wasn't going to do because some people get strong comic book jaws in my head, and some really don't, but then I noticed the collar....

At this rate I'm just going to end up going out and buying the series and an orange gel pen.

PS, re: teal... I don't know if you read the silly question meme I did involving the HS characters, but one of them was a High School AU, and I still sometimes randomly start giggling to myself over the War Over Appropriate Colour Pens To Do Assignments In.

[odditycollector]

This is the AU where there are too many hats.

I actually made some minor changes, so, the original.

[happydork]

Win!

[shadowvalkyrie]

Bwahahahahaha!

Also, I love the helicopter one! Very... meta.

[odditycollector]

Thanks! It was my first thought, seeing so many people trying to climb into that machine. But then, I've done the paperwork.

[odditycollector]

And you don't have to worry about them mutating into Jokeresque nightmares and coming back for revenge!

[brownbetty]

True. Always important to make sure you use Disolveitol and not SuperSerumX.