Further conversations I didn't need.

[odditycollector]

 
Brother: Oh, hey! Guess what I lost at the family reunion!
Me: ...
Me: I'm not sure you *want* to hear my first response to that.
 

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[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

...I'm not sure he'd want to hear my first response, either. What did he lose?

[dine.livejournal.com]

oh my - my mind went in totally inappropriate places when I read that! what exactly did go missing, then?