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1. Kara Zor-El (Supergirl)
2. John Egbert (Homestuck)
3. Rose Lalonde (Homestuck)
4. Cristina Yang (Grey’s Anatomy)
5. Troy Barnes (Community)
6. The Old Spice Man (requires no introduction)
7. Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)
8. Hyacinthe Cohen (Spin State)
9. Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
10. Abed Nadir (Community)
11. a spankbot (DC Comics (if it is a Superman Spankbot))
12. Amanda Waller (DC Comics)
13. Alice Morgan (Luther)
14. Agatha Heterodyne (Girl Genius)
15. Cassandra Cain (DC Comics)

(Part One is here.)

 
dine

( The Old Spice Man, a spankbot and Agatha Heterodyne go on a picnic - what do they bring to eat? )

( Rose Lalonde, Karkat Vantas, Amanda Waller and Agatha Heterodyne are stranded on a desert island; how do they rescue themselves? )

 

count_fenring

( Kara Zor-El, Amanda Waller, and Agatha Heterodyne are the among the last survivors of a nuclear war. How do they cope with their new life as scavengers amongst the wreckage of modernity? Do they find love for each other amongst the ruins, or do they complete the grim work of human self-annihilation that began when the bombs fell? )

 

bluepard

( What do The Old Spice Man, Hyacinthe Cohen, and Rose Lalonde wear to a Halloween party? And if they refuse to pick their own outfits, what will Benjamin Sisko make them wear? )

 

brownbetty

( Why do Rose Lalonde and The Old Spice Man have to impersonate each other? )

( When Cassandra Cain goes on a roadtrip with Karkat Vantas and John Egbert, how long does it last, and what happens? )

 

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( if John Egbert and Abed Nadir met years ago and had a one-night stand resulting in a baby, of Rose Lalonde, Troy Barnes, and Karkat Vantas, which would it be, and was John Egbert keeping the baby from Abed Nadir or was Abed Nadir keeping the baby from John Egbert, and what will Hy Cohen, John Egbert's long-time lover, think of all this? )

 
...to be continued.

1. Kara Zor-El (Supergirl)
2. John Egbert (Homestuck)
3. Rose Lalonde (Homestuck)
4. Cristina Yang (Grey’s Anatomy)
5. Troy Barnes (Community)
6. The Old Spice Man (requires no introduction)
7. Karkat Vantas (Homestuck)
8. Hyacinthe Cohen (Spin State)
9. Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek: Deep Space 9)
10. Abed Nadir (Community)
11. a spankbot (DC Comics (if it is a Superman Spankbot))
12. Amanda Waller (DC Comics)
13. Alice Morgan (Luther)
14. Agatha Heterodyne (Girl Genius)
15. Cassandra Cain (DC Comics)

 

hannah

( In addition to their current identities, The Old Spice Man and Rose Lalonde are both researchers in the field of deception analysis. Are they friendly colleagues and co-authors, or do they hate each other's guts? )

( A dating website attempts to find a romantic match for a spankbot. Out of all the other fourteen participants, who would be the most suitable? The least? )

( Benjamin Sisko, Abed Nadir, and Cassandra Cain go out for drinks. What kind of drinks are served, and where do all three find themselves in the morning? )

( Is Agatha Heterodyne religious? )

( Kara Zor-El ordered a hamburger without any onions, yet when they received said hamburger it has onions anyway. How do they respond? )

( For reasons too complicated to go into right now, Cristina Yang and Karkat Vantas have to get married. What do they wear, and what kind of ceremony do they have? )

( Bounty hunters are sent to hunt down Amanda Waller and bring them to justice. Do the hunters succeed? )

 

philippos42

( Mxyzptlk turns a spankbot into a ceiling fan. Do Karkat Vantas and Alice Morgan hurry to change the spankbot back, or try and make that transformation permanent after Mxy goes home? )

( Who looks better in a suit, Kara Zor-El or Abed Nadir? )

( If it became the style to stick your fringe/bangs up like Cameron Diaz in There's Something about Mary, would Hyacinthe Cohen adopt it or decide not to follow the trend? How about Benjamin Sisko? Agatha Heterodyne? )

( Troy Barnes and Rose Lalonde get married! But not to each other! To whom? )

 
gogollescent

( The Old Spice Man is a dragon and telepathically bonded to Amanda Waller. What's the era? Are they cruising through the Napoleonic Wars or running a con in the 21st century? Or are they actually on Pern? )

( Benjamin Sisko and Hyacinthe Cohen encounter an unchaperoned child version of Cristina Yang. Do they sell it into slavery, keep it and raise it, or try to frame one another for its kidnapping? )

( Kara Zor-El and John Egbert are married when the zombie apocalypse arrives, and John Egbert is infected with totally unrelated parasitic worms. TELL ME ABOUT IT. )

( Cristina Yang is an undercover policeman trying to ingratiate themselves with the mob; Alice Morgan is a weary, jaded piece of arm candy for one of the mafia boss' lieutenants, and developing a late-life urge for revenge. Do they strike a deal, start a pale/black flip, or just have moments of frozen empathy in crowded nightclubs? )

( IS Karkat Vantas SECRETLY EVIL? )

 

to be continued....

Gakked from just about everyone!

Pick a trope from this list and provide a fandom/pairing and I'll tell you something about the story I'd write for that combination (i.e. write a snippet from the story or write not!fic or tell you the title and summary for the story I would write)

1. genderswap
2. bodyswap
3. drunk!fic
4. huddling for warmth
5. pretending to be married
6. secretly a virgin
7. amnesia
8. cross-dressing
9. forced to share a bed
10. truth or dare
11. historical AU
12. accidental-baby-acquisition
13. apocalypse fic
14. telepathy
15. High School / College AU

:D

Okay, I probably have enough Silly Questions on that last post to keep me occupied for a while, but I'm a little sad because - and I don't know if this is because I announced it would all be ladies? - no one's given me Silly Questions incorporating cracky random relationship/sexitimes assignments. And you all know how I feel about crack ships, right?

Anyway, just saying that if anyone wants to drop a couple more questions before I close them, feel free to use this knowledge as an... inspiration...

(ETA: Not to frown at anyone who has given me questions! I do appreciate it and love you totally!)

Cannot brain. Words just will not come out.

So. Since I've mostly finished the last one:

Give me a character(s)/pairing and a prompt, get one sentence of fic.

Nope, there is going to be no actual content on this blog. Ever again. :/

Unproductive, slightly tipsy, and feeling :( for no good reason. So! What I usually do in this situation! Meme! This one nicked from urban_anchorite most lately.

Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot.

Except you don't actually have to make up a title, if you'd rather just be like "The one where Amanda Waller captures the TARDIS" or whatever.

In the mood for another round of Silly Questions. I think y'all know how this works by now, but here's the last edition, just in case!

1) Make a list of fifteen characters, and keep them to yourself for the moment.

2) Ask everyone to make up questions in the comments.

For example: "One forces Two and Seven to get married. Is it a happy marriage?"
"Five, Six and Twelve form a band! What do they call themselves? Are they any good?"
"Why *are* all the other numbers afraid of Seven?"

[eta: closed for new questions!]

I feel like writing poems, but I don't have any in me at the moment. Weird and frustrating.

So!

Give me a topic, get a poem! Non-fannish stuff is ok, and so is fannish (if I'm familiar with it).

In honour of International Women's Day, I've stolen and slightly edited a meme from petra:

Name a woman in one of my fandoms and I will attempt a drabble sentence fic about her. For the purposes of this meme, if I've written a canonically cisgender character as MTF trans, I'll take a prompt for that story's universe.

If you give me a keyword or lyric, I will use it if it sparks something for me.

I am actually listing offered fandoms this time, because last go around folks tried to break me. I guess it worked! So, off the top of my head: DCU, Homestuck, Good Omens, Spin State, Grey's Anatomy, ReBoot, Forever Knight, White Collar, nu!Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Leverage, Dexter, the Sandman, Farscape, the Sarah Connor Chronicles. I am probably missing some but, eh, all systems go through a period of refinement.

It's a bit too soon for more silly questions, I think, but I desperately need a side project. So!

Give me a character I know, and I will tell you which of the Endless they belong to.

A responsible meme-doer would now list the eligible fandoms, but we're talking about me here. So, usual rules: if you give me a character I don't know, I'll just ask you for another one.