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Apollo shifted uncomfortably. "No," he said again. "My husband... he kept looking at me as we got into bed together, saying, 'I've gone through this event a million times in my head, and I know exactly what you're going to do.' Don't get me wrong, it was really hot the first few dozen times he said it. But we've been together *years* now, and I just couldn't take it anymore."

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In related news, y'all are nuts. SOME OF YOU MORE THAN OTHERS.

I leave it as an exercise to the reader to decide which.

For

petronelle: ( Doctor Who, Nine/Rose )

For

caia_comica: ( DCU, Bat-Mite/Mxyzptlk )

For

athene_51: ( SGA, John Sheppard/Rodney McKay )

For

poisonivory: ( DCU, Linda Danvers/Jimmy Olsen )

For

plum177: ( Hitchhiker's Guide, Ford/Arthur )

For

baked_goldfish: ( Good Omens/Firefly, Jayne/Aziraphale )

For

jkarabella: ( House/Firefly, Kaylee/Greg House )

For

gdaybloke: ( Marvel, She-Hulk/Steven Hawking )

Also,

caia_comica wrote me Five times Sam Wilson and Comet the Super-horse totally did it! (Which, if you see above what she bade *me* to write, is eminently fair.)

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For

the_wanlorn, who cheated. But that's okay, because so did I.

( Cameron! And Cuddy! And Stacy! )

Current Mood: none
Current Music: Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Which has no funky lyrics, alas.

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I maintain that, when promising people one line of fic, I did not imply that they wouldn't end up with extra lines as well.

Just to be clear, right?

for

rosaleendhu: ( The Devil from Brimstone, a bookstore. )

for

hannahrorlove: ( Plastic Man, going undercover. )

for

m_butterfly: ( Brimstone/House. 'The incredibly obvious question of selling your soul.' )

for

caia_comica: ( Alan Scott, candy. )

for

daegaer: ( Crowley, sunburn. )

for

brown_betty: ( Gar, and bucket of molasses. )

Current Mood: anxious
Current Music: camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun

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A few days ago,

__marcelo was wishing for a crossover between The Legion of Superheroes and... wait for it... the Cable & Deadpool intro pages.

Today I woke up and, for reasons known only to the deep recesses of my brain where I never go without a spork, thought "Yeah, why not?"

And.

( The Story So Far. )

Current Mood: Hat!

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for

m_butterfly: ( House (and Crowley) )

for

hannahrorlove: ( Rosalyn Stone. )

for the other fine people I owe ficlets: I might have dropped them off in the future by accident. Sorry 'bout that.

Current Mood: too many numbers

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More shower ficlet requests. This is a *shockingly* fun game.

for

greenygal: ( Lyle and Brainy. )

for

badficwriter: ( Alan and Jay. )

Current Mood: cheerful

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I've stolen a ~~page~~ block of html out of

brown_betty's book, and offered to write fic snippets.

So far it's just two, both for

vagabond_sal (because of a fairly boring story, the summary of which is that livejournal doesn't think I *need* comment notifications anyway.)

( Connor and Kyle. )

( Bruce and Diana )

for

caia_comica: ( Brainy and Kara. )

for

brown_betty: ( Kon and Power Girl )

for

daegaer: ( Ligur and Hastur )

If you want one too, leave me the names of two characters and I will write them having a shower together!

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And now here's yesterday's scheduled silly thing, for which I have just now given everyone the required backstory as well as a 'probably not worksafe' warning.

( Read more... )

Current Mood: content
Current Music: but it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete when I

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And I was too tired to type up today's scheduled silly thing, so here's something I wrote years ago instead...

( Read more... )

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And now today’s scheduled silly thing, which I’ve tentatively titled What I did on my Vacation, by Veronica Ferris, age 23.

( Read more... )

Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: like a snowball down a mountain or a carnival balloon or a

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And in today's scheduled silly thing, we learn to avoid one of the more common security mistakes.

( Read more... )

Current Mood: unabashed
Current Music: soul. By the way I'm trying to say I know you from before

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And for today's scheduled silly thing... a fanfic Neil Gaiman wrote first!

( Read more... )

Current Mood: kinda unoriginal after all
Current Music: I'm sorry. I know that's a strange way to tell you that

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Excerpt from a story that will, you should be very thankful, remain unfinished

Mini-porns!

(no subject)

The letter of the thing.

Wait, I need a title for this?

Drabbles, now with 97.4% less counting.

How to use up all the hot water.

The Stories So Far.

Sometimes, you're supposed to skip over the crack

The lengths one goes to four crack.

Third time's the... crack.

Second crack.

The first crack at this.

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