After some dithering, I've signed up for
kink_bingo. (Card, for my own reference.)
I'm fairly jealous of those of you proclaiming happily how many ideas are springing fully formed into your brain on receiving yours. I am more like... *maybe* I can do this bingo line here, *maybe*? Writing sex scenes is a challenge, so expect angst (from me)!
In other porny news, I'm done the onesentence paragraph ficlets from last time. (*Maybe* they worked as reassurance?)
Life on Mars, Sam Tyler/Gene Hunt for
petra.
DCU, Amanda/Vril ii for
caiusmajor.
White Collar/Good Omens, Neal Caffrey/Crowley for
dine.
nu!Star Trek, Keenser/Scotty for
papershoes.
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I'm fairly jealous of those of you proclaiming happily how many ideas are springing fully formed into your brain on receiving yours. I am more like... *maybe* I can do this bingo line here, *maybe*? Writing sex scenes is a challenge, so expect angst (from me)!
In other porny news, I'm done the one
Life on Mars, Sam Tyler/Gene Hunt for
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DCU, Amanda/Vril ii for
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White Collar/Good Omens, Neal Caffrey/Crowley for
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nu!Star Trek, Keenser/Scotty for
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Snippets! From here.
for
hannahrorlove: ( The one where Amanda Waller took over the world and became known as Supreme Earth Dictator. )
for
daegaer: ( I'd also like to know about your story where Hastur and Ligur are popstars. )
for
caiusmajor: ( The one where Amanda Waller is the non-Dox parent of EVERY DOX EVER. )
for
poisonivory: ( The one where Linda and Kara met, in-continuity! )
for
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I was rewatching Superman/Batman: Public Enemies for reasons which will hopefully become apparent, and this is the conversation Lex Luthor and Amanda Waller were having in my brain.
It's also pretty much my answer for why they don't team up very well.
( Cut for images, not spoilers. )
It's also pretty much my answer for why they don't team up very well.
( Cut for images, not spoilers. )
This was written for
katarik, who asked for Amanda Waller and Kara Zor-El. It's supposed to be a gen shower ficlet, although it's a bit long for a ficlet and there's only metaphorically a shower. (And there's a brief continuity glitch. Sorry, Amanda.)
( Every Star a Dragon's Eye )
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Responses to the meme from, wow, like a week ago.
Dick/Tim: Dick knows, despite everything he's seen, that the universe is a kind place, and everything works out to a reasonable approximation for the best.
Amanda Waller/Vril Dox II: Officially, they are not quite even allies, except on a moment to moment basis.
Amanda Waller/Kara Zor-El: Because even if she sometimes tries to fight it, Amanda sees people as tools first.
If anyone else wants me to smash their OTPs with a hammer, I will still take requests!
Dick/Tim: Dick knows, despite everything he's seen, that the universe is a kind place, and everything works out to a reasonable approximation for the best.
Amanda Waller/Vril Dox II: Officially, they are not quite even allies, except on a moment to moment basis.
Amanda Waller/Kara Zor-El: Because even if she sometimes tries to fight it, Amanda sees people as tools first.
If anyone else wants me to smash their OTPs with a hammer, I will still take requests!
It's 2 in the morning, and I find I have written a poem. Poooeeeemmmmmm. Actually I have written more than one, but I am *fairly* sure this one makes sense!
Amanda Waller
There are no pearls
for Amanda Waller
scattered across a dark alley
because you don't waste money on symbolism
if you've got kids to feed
because you've still got kids to feed
and you don't get to bring them on overseas training interludes
baby carriage stowed away in the dark
in the luggage hold
beside you
Mama, are we there yet?
Well, maybe you shoulda gone before we left
to Japan
for Ninja school
there are no vermin in the horror stories you know
in the worst ones
bogeymen forgoing attics and hiding inside acronyms
and pale, smiling faces
and a tv screen's promises
and paperwork
and judging eyes
and the tabloids don't care unless you're
famous
rich
pretty
white
special
so you've got to write the story yourself
uncover your own resolution
and bring focus to the moral:
The world's a Bitch
but Amanda Waller knows her own.
Amanda Waller
There are no pearls
for Amanda Waller
scattered across a dark alley
because you don't waste money on symbolism
if you've got kids to feed
because you've still got kids to feed
and you don't get to bring them on overseas training interludes
baby carriage stowed away in the dark
in the luggage hold
beside you
Mama, are we there yet?
Well, maybe you shoulda gone before we left
to Japan
for Ninja school
there are no vermin in the horror stories you know
in the worst ones
bogeymen forgoing attics and hiding inside acronyms
and pale, smiling faces
and a tv screen's promises
and paperwork
and judging eyes
and the tabloids don't care unless you're
famous
rich
pretty
white
special
so you've got to write the story yourself
uncover your own resolution
and bring focus to the moral:
The world's a Bitch
but Amanda Waller knows her own.
The last one-plus sentence meme around here was on the theme of "porn adventures or dish-washing adventures: I decide!" ...and the results are finally in!
for
vagbond_sal: ( Batman and Kyle Rayner )
for
ysabel: ( Agatha Heterodyne and Capt. Jack Harkness )
for
droolfangrrl: ( The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial )
for
gdaybloke: ( Beta Ray Bill and the Harbinger of Menoth )
for
count_fenring: ( Aziraphale and Hellboy )
for
caia_comica: ( Amanda Waller and Vril Dox II )
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The last one-plus sentence meme around here was on the theme of "porn adventures or dish-washing adventures: I decide!" ...and the results are finally in!
for
vagbond_sal: ( Batman and Kyle Rayner )
for
ysabel: ( Agatha Heterodyne and Capt. Jack Harkness )
for
droolfangrrl: ( The Washington Monument and The Lincoln Memorial )
for
gdaybloke: ( Beta Ray Bill and the Harbinger of Menoth )
for
count_fenring: ( Aziraphale and Hellboy )
for
caia_comica: ( Amanda Waller and Vril Dox II )
for
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In the aftermath of crack memes being wonderful things,
caia_comica wanted Amanda Waller/Vril Dox II in the shower and/or facing zombies.
( And, well, since people rising from the dead is almost *traditional* for today... )
Also, as today's theme seems to be seasonal inappropriateness,
villainny offered to write drabbles based on icons, and, um, I never promised not to be evil.
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( And, well, since people rising from the dead is almost *traditional* for today... )
Also, as today's theme seems to be seasonal inappropriateness,
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