I am inclined to think that Fraser--and I'm pretty sure it's Fraser, Ray is just the, um, beneficiary of this--is emitting some sort of probability-bending, crime-attracting signal. Commit a crime, it says. Commit a weird crime. Commit it right now. *considers* Actually, if Fraser has the subconscious ability to bend reality to his will--because stopping crimes makes him happy, and possibly so does getting locked in things with Ray!--that might explain a lot. Although I don't know what that would say about the getting kicked out of Canada part.
(Also I want to hear about the robot porn, but you can probably take that for granted.)
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Date: 2009-07-09 03:38 pm (UTC)(Also I want to hear about the robot porn, but you can probably take that for granted.)