I'm not usually this strange!

 
Specially for all youse who added me because of what will forevermore be known as the "CareBear Incident"...

( The Pictures, They Tell A Story. )

Yes. *Ahem*

 

There's something completely unrelated that has bothered me for the last decade of my life, and it is this:

Superman.

Has muscles.

And I'm not talking about 'muscles are necessary for movement as they connect the bones and so on,' I'm talking about his bodybuilder muscles. How the Hell did that happen?

We accept that Superman is reeelly reeelly strong, right? And that he can lift a mountain with roughly the same effort the rest of us use to lift a coffee cup? Well then, he should look exactly like a guy who's never had to left anything heavier than a coffee cup.

Seriously. Have you ever seen a guy who's never had to lift anything heavier than a coffee cup? It's not that pretty. A body builder would have to work out for hours on a regular basis for muscles like those, and we've seen Superman pushing planets around. Easily. He'd be hard pressed to find any activity that would justify him having normal people muscles.

So what's going on here?

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Mm-hmm. Oh and, because I’m my own best pimp, here’s about a drabble and a half of angels. (Er, Sandman, really, in case that was false advertising.) Just so everyone I owe ficlets to can see that those brain cells are going to *some* use.
 

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I was just called by a telemarketer:

"Do you enjoy reading Christian Literature?"
 

I really didn't know what to say.