This WFF moment brought to you by the bounded variable x.

 
Well, Philosophy class was unexpectedly interesting tonight. I kept translating the abbreviation for Well Formed Formula to What the Fucking Fuck in my head.

Prof: *writes something like*  ~(a*b -> (=(a,b)*(c+d)))  WFF?
Me: *thinking* Yeah, that sounds about right.

But there's always *something*. This is the same course that invented the gay-conditional a couple weeks ago.

Prof: ...the bi-conditional is your friend. And, perhaps like some of your other friends, it also swings both ways.
Me: *snort* Bwa? Should I have been awake?*
Girl Beside Me: *snigger* No... that isn't right.
Me: What?
Girl: The bi-conditional is only true when both the values are the same. Both true or both false. It should be... the gay-conditional!
Me: heh.
Other Kid: You are waaay too immature for this stuff. *adds GAY-CONDITIONAL in really BIG letters to his notes. And underlines it*

 
*The class is from 7 to 10 pm, in a dark theatre with cushioned seats. I make no apologies.