lovelyzelda wisely pointed out I forgot to include melodrama in my last post, so I'm sneaking some in. She didn't specify which kind would be preferred, however, so I've included a selection.
n00B melodramaOMFGz u ppl R |\/|33|\|3z and I h8 u adn i m |_33vG fandom 43v4h and NEV4R CUMMING BACK NOT EVN IF YOU BAGGED ME U SLUTZ.
bad romance novel melodramaAnd though I imagine you will cry my name in your darkest, loneliest hours, I shall not return to you. For ours was a childish love, and now I am older and must leave behind these internet acquaintances and biologically improbable erotica. I seek now attractions more nucleophillic in nature, and the security of knowing I will always be able to count on discrete mathematics. It is in these things I see my future, not in the empty distractions that are everything you are capable of offering.
emo poet melodramasweet fandom,
I hold in fond reminiscence dalliances
friendships
stories told and mythologies implied
the most intimate of confidences
the most infinite of possibilities
the most animate of personalities
and feel myself better for this
crossing of worlds improbable
tangled
and intangible
this disembodied society
hideous style of poetry invented 'specially for the occasion melodramabut now I must take my leave
and in that taking cleave apart
the past from my heart and take,
leaving this in my wake: error
messages and the terror of mystery,
empty pages and a silicon history erased.
I'll see you all on the other side of exams. ;)