Things Christopher Moore Taught Me:
1. The world is fucked up in many and not necessarily mutually consistent ways.
2. There are only a limited number of actual people, who must be recycled accordingly.
3. It would be an entirely different chain of events if anyone actually knew what was going on.
4. Sex is funny.
5. As a reward for surviving the adventure, you'll be randomly paired into a happy relationship. (Later, you may look over at your designated partner and think, "Wait. How the hell did that happen," but such is life.)
1. The world is fucked up in many and not necessarily mutually consistent ways.
2. There are only a limited number of actual people, who must be recycled accordingly.
3. It would be an entirely different chain of events if anyone actually knew what was going on.
4. Sex is funny.
5. As a reward for surviving the adventure, you'll be randomly paired into a happy relationship. (Later, you may look over at your designated partner and think, "Wait. How the hell did that happen," but such is life.)