The things they give you in December.

 
The DCU December solictations are up! Many exciting things are promised, some of which I shall now relate for the benefit of those unwilling to track down the original document!

 
• DC presents us with a challenging mental puzzle! (But are there *prizes*? They do not say.)

• Brainiac 5 reveals, to much gusto, his greatest invention yet: a popsicle flavoured like Brainiac 5!

• Cassandra Cain faces off against her father, who is armed with nothing but a knife, twenty thousand pouches, and a dildo on a stick.

• Supergirl wears pants! (I was not even sure that is *allowed*.) And again! It is like Christmas came on time this year!

• Also, Ex Machina takes a turn for the distressingly meta, Vixen shows off her invisible sports bra, and DC still fails at realizing that they have ruined Dr Light as a children's book villain.

 
Oh, and there's ( a Public Service Announcement... )

 

The things they give you in December.

 
The DCU December solictations are up! Many exciting things are promised, some of which I shall now relate for the benefit of those unwilling to track down the original document!

 
• DC presents us with a challenging mental puzzle! (But are there *prizes*? They do not say.)

• Brainiac 5 reveals, to much gusto, his greatest invention yet: a popsicle flavoured like Brainiac 5!

• Cassandra Cain faces off against her father, who is armed with nothing but a knife, twenty thousand pouches, and a dildo on a stick.

• Supergirl wears pants! (I was not even sure that is *allowed*.) And again! It is like Christmas came on time this year!

• Also, Ex Machina takes a turn for the distressingly meta, Vixen shows off her invisible sports bra, and DC still fails at realizing that they have ruined Dr Light as a children's book villain.

 
Oh, and there's ( a Public Service Announcement... )