So I've been poking around White Collar fandom a bit and, uh, listen, everyone knows Neal Caffrey isn't *actually* a helpless wounded puppy, right? Because, okay, I will give you he sometimes projects an pretty excellent aura of "I am adorable and helpless and in need of a friend. Will you be my friend?", but that is thanks to *practise*. It is probably the first tool he built.
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