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Watching 2012. Currently at the scene where the car is being chased by HOLY SHIT THE SKY IS FALLING. Okay, this is pretty awesome.
ETA: And now the plane is being chased by HOLY FUCK THE SKY IS FALLING. MAN.
ETA2: Am I supposed to be reading the two old dudes as being old dude married? Because I totally am. Way to be racist against the Japanese while vacationing with your old black boyfriend, old white dude.
-Hay! Camper-van being chased by HOLY SHIT. THE SKY. And the plane again! As far as spectacle goes, this movie *delivers*.
-LoL. Good thing the rich dude ended up bringing his *driver* after all.
-Okay. Okay. I know that this is an emotional moment, but who the hell told people they were allowed luggages full of books on the spaceship! I love books, sure, but they are *heavy*. Are ebook readers banned of something? Because seriously, trade in a couple bags of paper books, you can pack a whole 'nother person.
-And an elephant? What would you even do with an elephant in space? The amount of water alone... Somebody didn't think this through, I don't mean just to fit in with the powerful people? They are all corrupt! theme. I am pretty sure we have elephant DNA on file somewhere, I am just saying.
-There is a story in him, the man charged with ringing in the end of the world.
-Way to *break the spaceship*, our heroes.
-The moral is obviously to leave everyone outside to die. Didn't the evil dude say this would happen? He totally called it, my friends.
-Yay, you didn't hit the mountain. Your spaceship is still *fucked up*.
-Ah, it is not a spaceship, it is a *boat*. That is what I get for live-blogging all through.
-And all the Earth's rich people moved to Africa where they lived happily ever after, except the step-dad figure who died randomly while our heroes were breaking thespaceship boat, because we had to solve the love triangle somehow. The End!
ETA: And now the plane is being chased by HOLY FUCK THE SKY IS FALLING. MAN.
ETA2: Am I supposed to be reading the two old dudes as being old dude married? Because I totally am. Way to be racist against the Japanese while vacationing with your old black boyfriend, old white dude.
-Hay! Camper-van being chased by HOLY SHIT. THE SKY. And the plane again! As far as spectacle goes, this movie *delivers*.
-LoL. Good thing the rich dude ended up bringing his *driver* after all.
-Okay. Okay. I know that this is an emotional moment, but who the hell told people they were allowed luggages full of books on the spaceship! I love books, sure, but they are *heavy*. Are ebook readers banned of something? Because seriously, trade in a couple bags of paper books, you can pack a whole 'nother person.
-And an elephant? What would you even do with an elephant in space? The amount of water alone... Somebody didn't think this through, I don't mean just to fit in with the powerful people? They are all corrupt! theme. I am pretty sure we have elephant DNA on file somewhere, I am just saying.
-There is a story in him, the man charged with ringing in the end of the world.
-Way to *break the spaceship*, our heroes.
-The moral is obviously to leave everyone outside to die. Didn't the evil dude say this would happen? He totally called it, my friends.
-Yay, you didn't hit the mountain. Your spaceship is still *fucked up*.
-Ah, it is not a spaceship, it is a *boat*. That is what I get for live-blogging all through.
-And all the Earth's rich people moved to Africa where they lived happily ever after, except the step-dad figure who died randomly while our heroes were breaking the
