Conversations where falling back on That's what SHE said! should probably be avoided.

[odditycollector]

This morning, I was helping my mom move building supplies from the back of her truck into the house.

My Mom: *spins around, glancing me with a large metal sheet*
My Mom: Oh dear!
My Mom: I'll have to be more careful. If I can bang you, I can bang ANYTHING!
Me: ... *mumblemumble*
My Mom: Sorry? Did you say something?
Me: Erm.
Me: No?