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odditycollector Sep. 3rd, 2010 11:37 pm)Answers to YOUR questions.
Characters:
1. Cristina Yang
2. SARAH
3. Sarah Jane Smith
4. Veronica Palmer
5. The Doctor
6. Alan Scott
7. Agatha Heterodyne
8. a spankbot
9. Vril Dox II
10. Amanda Waller
11. Kara Zor-El
12. Burton Guster
13. Cassandra Cain
14. Brainiac 5
15. The Old Spice Man
forpetra: Cristina Yang is critically injured and ends up mad, in a coma, or back in time. What era are they in, and what's the trigger that gets them home?
Hey, remember the time Cristina got injured and ended up in the future instead, being old lesbians with Meredith for 3 minutes or so? Yeah? Okay, just saying.
Anyway, it would be very, very easy to send Yang, as an Asian Jew, to back to WWII era, but I don't think she'd ever forgive me. It would be a very painful story, but it wouldn't be a story about *Christina's* specific issues.
No, I think I'd send her back to hang out with young!Webber and Ellis Grey. Unfortunately, there's still a harsh amount of racism and sexism, and Cristina's fight for survival isn't getting bad guys, it's getting surgeries. She must; her now-contemporaries don't know the modern procedures as she does, and the universe seems to imply that saving the patients is saving herself.
I was going to say Ellis isn't the Gene Hunt in this scenario, but maybe she is. She's died, after all, and she never managed to cleave herself from that era in her life. Maybe she built her own Dead Doctor Purgatory.
Cristina feels more and more angry with Ellis, who is a fabulous surgeon but not a very good person. And betrayed, because yes, Cristina *knew* Ellis had a habit of breaking the people she loved, but she secretly sort of admired the myths of Ellis Grey's assholery, that Ellis was *so brilliant* she didn't *have* to be a decent human being, that the world was forced to recognize her anyway. One day, Cristina had thought, *she* would be that brilliant... but she's realizing that up close it's not a good trade at all. Which is the point.
And she hugs baby!Meredith before she goes. Promises her that she just has to wait, things will be better. It is sad but adorable also.
SARAH and Veronica Palmer are in a TARDIS. Where do they go and what happens next?
The thing is, sure, I can see the Eureka people and the Veridian Dynamics people teaming up for great fun and crimes against humanity. Phil and Lem and Fargo manage to make a proto-TARDIS, and upload a copy of SARAH into it because it is much too complicated for a human to run. I'm not sure what it's disguised as. A toilet stall would be hilarious, or maybe a plexiglass containment room with hanging orange radiation suits and a comfy chair.
Anyway, Veronica sneaks in to avoid all the managers and scientists who want to ask her questions or otherwise bother her. "We only have enough funding to build two geosynchronous death-laser beam satellites. Do you want Bejing and Moscow, or Bejing and Yellowknife?" "Legal says if we market the new headache formula as pasta sauce, we don't have to list the side effects on the packaging!" Blah blah blah blah.
She happens to mutter that she'd like a break, and SARAH misunderstands it as a request for take-off! Bugs in the system, or maybe SARAH was just bored? Hijinks, naturally, ensue.
Veronica becomes a force for good! But a very accidental sort of good, like she steps on the crab which would have evolved into a homicidal alien dictator, or sends the retreat message to a waiting army with her hand mirror as she touches up her lipstick.
She sends back reports full of phrases like "marketing opportunities" and "brand exposure"; the company board is very pleased with her work.
Sarah Jane Smith, Agatha Heterodyne, Vril Dox II, Amanda Waller, and Burton Guster form a superhero team. What are their powers and roles? What's their team called?
petra, I call shenanigans, this is not a viable superhero team. This is not a viable standing-in-the-same-room team. It will end in Amanda and Vril II arguing about who is in charge, with Sarah Jane adding commentary where appropriate, and Agatha busy in the corner turning the furniture into death-rays. Gus is helping her, although he's not entirely sure why. Not that this makes him her minion, oh no, of course not. 'Cause he is already Shawn's.
The Doctor and Alan Scott are secretly related, but they don't know it. How do they react when they find out?
I guess this is in the continuity where the Doctor is half human? We discover Alan gets his taste for adventure from their mom.
It is kind of awkward, and Alan is not very good at being a younger brother. (He is still the responsible one, though.) Alan invites him to a family dinner, and Molly and Jen and Todd get along fine with his wackiness... but Alan is very strained about it.
Until alien robot ghosts attack, and the mashed potatoes *and* the chicken are vaporised by the time everything is settled, and it looks like everyone's been in a food fight. So the only appropriate course of action is to have a *real* food fight with what's left of dinner (Molly starts it). That is some quality family bonding time, right there.
On one hand, the Doctor is happy about his new found niece and nephew, but on the flip side they remind him of the fate of his own children. He gives Alan a big rambling speech about how lucky he is (without getting into the specifics of Compared To Who. But it is fairly obvious).
Alan: I know.
A spankbot, Cassandra Cain, and The Old Spice Man take a road trip. Where do they go? Who drives?
Hello, Ladies.
Look at your vacation plans. Now look at mine. Now back at yours. Now back at mine. Sadly, yours aren't mine, but if you come along with me, they could be like mine.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a beach! with the friends your friends could be like. A ninja who always knows how you're really feeling. A handsome, fully articulated sex toy. And me.
Where are you sitting? (Back at me.) You're on a speedboat, following the golden path laid by the setting sun.
Look again: the speedboat is now a space-rocket with a convertible top. Can we breathe in space? Of course we can! Anything is possible when you're me. Or a robot.
Or trained by Batman.
Kara Zor-El and Brainiac 5 wake up from an amnesia-inducing bonk on the head together. What do they deduce about their situation?
I am deciding that they were on a red sun planet when defeated, or else this answer is going to get really grisly really fast.
How amnesia-inducing are we talking? Do they still think they belong on their respective homeworlds? Then oh noes, they have been kidnapped by ALIENS (true)! They will have to ESCAPE(true)! And take over the SPACESHIP(true)! And figure out how to get HOME! To Colu... and Krypton... which has been destroyed. Um. I hope they figure things out before they get there, because otherwise it's no longer a hilarious comedy fic about can they learn to work together again. (Spoilers: probably.)
I know traditionally the answer to this question is "and then they had sex!" but I can never figure out how you get there from memory loss.
forcaiusmajor: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor, a spankbot, and The Old Spice Man are all looking for Amanda Waller The Wall. Why, who finds them first, where is Amanda Waller found, and what happens when they get there?
Oh, dear. Amanda, what did you DO!?
Since the Doctor is involved, I'm going to assume it is something to do with the timeline. ...Hey, maybe it is a rescue mission, because of when she went back in time to become a Pirate Queen? If the Doctor wants to wipe out the changes she made, though, he will have to go through The Old Spice Man. Who regrets his betrayal, but is duty bound to stand always on the side of Awesome.
Amanda: So why'd you pack a spankbot along?
The Doctor: It has all sorts of helpful sensory doodads. Very helpful.
Amanda: Doodads.
The Doctor: Technical term.
Amanda: I see. Thought maybe you were worried you'd get bored on the trip.
The Doctor: Naaaah. Weeeeell. And it is Captain Harkness' birthday coming up.
Amanda: He did put that on his wishlist.
Vril Dox II is in a relationship with Brainiac 5. What relationship is it, and how does it change when Brainiac 5 tries to kill SARAH for the sake of Agatha Heterodyne?
Dear Caia, thank you for giving me options! (I know, it was dangerous to put relatives on one of these lists. But still!) It is a mentorship kind of relationship. Or at least Brainiac 5 would like it to be, because Vril II is supposed to be the (other) non-evil one. Unfortunately Vril is a giant asshole, who keeps trying to manipulate B5 into situations fraught with moral landmines.
And then, Agatha does have a history of getting on the bad side of sentient architecture. I am fairly sure SARAH doesn't have any weapons, but there's air quality and environmental controls and such. But SARAH is usually quite laid back; I can't figure out what Agatha would have done to piss her off. Unless.... Agatha Heterodyne. Did you see SARAH's lack of doomsday weapons or megalomania as something you needed to *fix*?
Sigh.
Well, if B5 and Agatha between them can't shut a rogue SARAH down, I don't even know what universe I'm playing in.
The interlude has absolutely no effect on the B2/B5 relationship, but that wasn't going so well anyway. Vril doesn't do "people", is in fact secretly frightened on encountering anyone he might have to consider properly "people" (as this is synonymous with "family" so far, who can blame him). And Brainiac 5 is perfectly capable of being an asshole if he chooses. He does not need lessons. He does not even need the lesson of Family: They Will Screw You Over.
Best for all they have a long distance relationship. Like "1000 years, and we lost most of the history books" long.
Kara Zor-El, Cassandra Cain, Cristina Yang, and Veronica Palmer are on a Top Secret Task Force. What are they there to do, and why did Alan Scott put them there?
I am unconvinced these people would accomplish anything as a team, but I LOVE IT.
Maybe Alan hired them for Checkmate. Cass and Kara would be aces at top secret missions, so long as they are fluffy top secret missions. Cristina would patch up the soldiers and probably, given the DCU, be a little too involved in exciting medical experiments of the sort non-DCU ethics committees don't really appreciate. And Veronica would have bureaucracy-ish duties!
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hannahrorlove: After a bad day, SARAH walks into a bar. What do they ask the bartender to serve to them?
Okay, so this talking house walks into a bar. Maybe "walks" is a euphemism for "downloaded an instance of herself into the local tech"? Either that, or I am getting some rather amusing Baba Yaga's home type mental images.
And she asks for a power overload! Or maybe that the person in the bar causing town-wide power overloads has their keyboard smashed? Or maybe that her occupant stop drinking beer b/c of doctor's orders, did he think she would let him endanger his health just 'cause he's not in her kitchen? I admit I'm a little fuzzy on her motivations, here.
Under what circumstances would the Old Spice Man retire from their chosen profession?
Okay, first of all, let me take a moment to say just how much I love this meme. Thank you.
But Ladies! The Old Spice Man will not rest his saddle nor his fluffy white towel until *your* man smells as manly as he does, and not like a lady! Unless... do you *prefer* the gentle scent of lilac wafting from your man's fresh undergarments which he laundered himself on his washboard abs? Anything is possible, after all!
Of everyone else on the list, which would be the most appropriate working partner for a spankbot?
Veronica Palmer. After listening to Phil and Lem's stuttered explanation (as translated by Ted) of just where, exactly, their robot sentry program got sidetracked, Veronica Palmer sends out a memo about Veridian Dynamics' new disciplinary policy. Linda spends the entire episode alternatively spluttering at the idea and falling into trouble.
Romantic partner for Kara Zor-El?
Not for the first time, I am sad I left Comet the Superhorse off the character list! I could have told you about the regency-style AU romance I once plotted out - He is the stablehand with the mysterious past! AND ALSO HER HORSE!
Someone on IM: But do they live happily ever after?
Me: They ride off into the sunset together, if that's what you mean! :D
But I do not actually ship Kara/Comet, it just cracks me up, and anyway he's outside the parameters of the question.
Mortal enemy of Amanda Waller?
Amanda makes enemies so easily, you could convince me it's (almost) any of these people.
So I am going with Vril II, because I have a picture of them screaming at each other now and I am not afraid to use it! They are only part-time mortal enemies, though.
Would the Doctor pick Cristina Yang, Sarah Jane Smith, or Veronica Palmer as a companion? Why and why not?
Well, I think we know the answer to this question. Although from what I gather from Wikipedia, Sarah Jane more or less chose herself! I mean, Veronica Palmer would also gladly choose herself, but five minutes with the Doctor and they'd both change their minds. If the Doctor is Chaotic Good, Veronica is Lawful Evil.
How does Alan Scott take their coffee?
Alan Scott thinks that plain, strong, terrible-tasting coffee is morally superior to that fancy whipped coffee kids are drinking nowadays. But Molly bought an espresso maker which he does not know how to use (Oh, he could figure it out, but somehow that seems like a moral compromise) which takes coffee beans with complicated names he refuses to remember, and when they have breakfast together, he will drink the coffee she makes with it. She teases him about how much better her coffee is than the swill he brews, and he never tells her that she's right. (Although he might be willing to, if she didn't know him so well to make it unnecessary.)
Who would win in a fight, Burton Guster or Vril Dox II?
Sorry, can't answer. Laughing too hard.
So how does that go? Gus calls him a mean name very, very quietly, and then runs away very, very fast?
How did they even *get* in a fight, that is what I'm wondering. I doubt L.E.G.I.O.N. has much need for fake psychic consultants. Or any humans at all.
Does Cassandra Cain believe in God?
No, she believes in Batman. (Sorry.)
Seriously, though, do we have any canon on this? I assume she wasn't exposed to religion as a child, but she may have picked something up during her time in Gotham. (Or before, if the abstract concept of God was one that could translate into body language.) Personally, I could see her finding religion. She is searching for purpose and redemption, after all. Perhaps she and Helena have long, rooftop discussions on the matter, as Helena tells Cass about her faith.
Brainiac 5 and Agatha Heterodyne are hanging out one day when they are confronted by a mugger. How do they react?
...Are we sure it is a mugger and not an "experiment" that got out of control? Or a team member in desperate worry for the universe?
...I feel sorry for the mugger. Narrative requires them to stumble onto the pair as they've finished a designing a drug with Many Interesting Effects. But how will they test it?
Mugger: Give me all your jewelry. And whatever's in the shiny glowy box. And the - what is that? Tequila? - bottle.
Agatha: A VOLUNTEER!
...Although I'm not sure how well Brainy and Agatha would get along, at least at first. She is doing science WRONG. He is doing science BORING. He doesn't want her touching his stuff! She sometimes forgets it is inappropriate to try to dissect your acquaintances to find out why they are green (even if you are REALLY curious). But after blowing a few things up together they are BFFs. As this meme has apparently decided on its own.
The end! Things learned: 1) Everything is better with the Old Spice Man involved. 2) I think this is the gen-est version of this meme ever accomplished.
Characters:
1. Cristina Yang
2. SARAH
3. Sarah Jane Smith
4. Veronica Palmer
5. The Doctor
6. Alan Scott
7. Agatha Heterodyne
8. a spankbot
9. Vril Dox II
10. Amanda Waller
11. Kara Zor-El
12. Burton Guster
13. Cassandra Cain
14. Brainiac 5
15. The Old Spice Man
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petra: Cristina Yang is critically injured and ends up mad, in a coma, or back in time. What era are they in, and what's the trigger that gets them home?Hey, remember the time Cristina got injured and ended up in the future instead, being old lesbians with Meredith for 3 minutes or so? Yeah? Okay, just saying.
Anyway, it would be very, very easy to send Yang, as an Asian Jew, to back to WWII era, but I don't think she'd ever forgive me. It would be a very painful story, but it wouldn't be a story about *Christina's* specific issues.
No, I think I'd send her back to hang out with young!Webber and Ellis Grey. Unfortunately, there's still a harsh amount of racism and sexism, and Cristina's fight for survival isn't getting bad guys, it's getting surgeries. She must; her now-contemporaries don't know the modern procedures as she does, and the universe seems to imply that saving the patients is saving herself.
I was going to say Ellis isn't the Gene Hunt in this scenario, but maybe she is. She's died, after all, and she never managed to cleave herself from that era in her life. Maybe she built her own Dead Doctor Purgatory.
Cristina feels more and more angry with Ellis, who is a fabulous surgeon but not a very good person. And betrayed, because yes, Cristina *knew* Ellis had a habit of breaking the people she loved, but she secretly sort of admired the myths of Ellis Grey's assholery, that Ellis was *so brilliant* she didn't *have* to be a decent human being, that the world was forced to recognize her anyway. One day, Cristina had thought, *she* would be that brilliant... but she's realizing that up close it's not a good trade at all. Which is the point.
And she hugs baby!Meredith before she goes. Promises her that she just has to wait, things will be better. It is sad but adorable also.
SARAH and Veronica Palmer are in a TARDIS. Where do they go and what happens next?
The thing is, sure, I can see the Eureka people and the Veridian Dynamics people teaming up for great fun and crimes against humanity. Phil and Lem and Fargo manage to make a proto-TARDIS, and upload a copy of SARAH into it because it is much too complicated for a human to run. I'm not sure what it's disguised as. A toilet stall would be hilarious, or maybe a plexiglass containment room with hanging orange radiation suits and a comfy chair.
Anyway, Veronica sneaks in to avoid all the managers and scientists who want to ask her questions or otherwise bother her. "We only have enough funding to build two geosynchronous death-laser beam satellites. Do you want Bejing and Moscow, or Bejing and Yellowknife?" "Legal says if we market the new headache formula as pasta sauce, we don't have to list the side effects on the packaging!" Blah blah blah blah.
She happens to mutter that she'd like a break, and SARAH misunderstands it as a request for take-off! Bugs in the system, or maybe SARAH was just bored? Hijinks, naturally, ensue.
Veronica becomes a force for good! But a very accidental sort of good, like she steps on the crab which would have evolved into a homicidal alien dictator, or sends the retreat message to a waiting army with her hand mirror as she touches up her lipstick.
She sends back reports full of phrases like "marketing opportunities" and "brand exposure"; the company board is very pleased with her work.
Sarah Jane Smith, Agatha Heterodyne, Vril Dox II, Amanda Waller, and Burton Guster form a superhero team. What are their powers and roles? What's their team called?
petra, I call shenanigans, this is not a viable superhero team. This is not a viable standing-in-the-same-room team. It will end in Amanda and Vril II arguing about who is in charge, with Sarah Jane adding commentary where appropriate, and Agatha busy in the corner turning the furniture into death-rays. Gus is helping her, although he's not entirely sure why. Not that this makes him her minion, oh no, of course not. The Doctor and Alan Scott are secretly related, but they don't know it. How do they react when they find out?
I guess this is in the continuity where the Doctor is half human? We discover Alan gets his taste for adventure from their mom.
It is kind of awkward, and Alan is not very good at being a younger brother. (He is still the responsible one, though.) Alan invites him to a family dinner, and Molly and Jen and Todd get along fine with his wackiness... but Alan is very strained about it.
Until alien robot ghosts attack, and the mashed potatoes *and* the chicken are vaporised by the time everything is settled, and it looks like everyone's been in a food fight. So the only appropriate course of action is to have a *real* food fight with what's left of dinner (Molly starts it). That is some quality family bonding time, right there.
On one hand, the Doctor is happy about his new found niece and nephew, but on the flip side they remind him of the fate of his own children. He gives Alan a big rambling speech about how lucky he is (without getting into the specifics of Compared To Who. But it is fairly obvious).
Alan: I know.
A spankbot, Cassandra Cain, and The Old Spice Man take a road trip. Where do they go? Who drives?
Hello, Ladies.
Look at your vacation plans. Now look at mine. Now back at yours. Now back at mine. Sadly, yours aren't mine, but if you come along with me, they could be like mine.
Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a beach! with the friends your friends could be like. A ninja who always knows how you're really feeling. A handsome, fully articulated sex toy. And me.
Where are you sitting? (Back at me.) You're on a speedboat, following the golden path laid by the setting sun.
Look again: the speedboat is now a space-rocket with a convertible top. Can we breathe in space? Of course we can! Anything is possible when you're me. Or a robot.
Or trained by Batman.
Kara Zor-El and Brainiac 5 wake up from an amnesia-inducing bonk on the head together. What do they deduce about their situation?
I am deciding that they were on a red sun planet when defeated, or else this answer is going to get really grisly really fast.
How amnesia-inducing are we talking? Do they still think they belong on their respective homeworlds? Then oh noes, they have been kidnapped by ALIENS (true)! They will have to ESCAPE(true)! And take over the SPACESHIP(true)! And figure out how to get HOME! To Colu... and Krypton... which has been destroyed. Um. I hope they figure things out before they get there, because otherwise it's no longer a hilarious comedy fic about can they learn to work together again. (Spoilers: probably.)
I know traditionally the answer to this question is "and then they had sex!" but I can never figure out how you get there from memory loss.
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caiusmajor: Sarah Jane Smith, The Doctor, a spankbot, and The Old Spice Man are all looking for Oh, dear. Amanda, what did you DO!?
Since the Doctor is involved, I'm going to assume it is something to do with the timeline. ...Hey, maybe it is a rescue mission, because of when she went back in time to become a Pirate Queen? If the Doctor wants to wipe out the changes she made, though, he will have to go through The Old Spice Man. Who regrets his betrayal, but is duty bound to stand always on the side of Awesome.
Amanda: So why'd you pack a spankbot along?
The Doctor: It has all sorts of helpful sensory doodads. Very helpful.
Amanda: Doodads.
The Doctor: Technical term.
Amanda: I see. Thought maybe you were worried you'd get bored on the trip.
The Doctor: Naaaah. Weeeeell. And it is Captain Harkness' birthday coming up.
Amanda: He did put that on his wishlist.
Vril Dox II is in a relationship with Brainiac 5. What relationship is it, and how does it change when Brainiac 5 tries to kill SARAH for the sake of Agatha Heterodyne?
Dear Caia, thank you for giving me options! (I know, it was dangerous to put relatives on one of these lists. But still!) It is a mentorship kind of relationship. Or at least Brainiac 5 would like it to be, because Vril II is supposed to be the (other) non-evil one. Unfortunately Vril is a giant asshole, who keeps trying to manipulate B5 into situations fraught with moral landmines.
And then, Agatha does have a history of getting on the bad side of sentient architecture. I am fairly sure SARAH doesn't have any weapons, but there's air quality and environmental controls and such. But SARAH is usually quite laid back; I can't figure out what Agatha would have done to piss her off. Unless.... Agatha Heterodyne. Did you see SARAH's lack of doomsday weapons or megalomania as something you needed to *fix*?
Sigh.
Well, if B5 and Agatha between them can't shut a rogue SARAH down, I don't even know what universe I'm playing in.
The interlude has absolutely no effect on the B2/B5 relationship, but that wasn't going so well anyway. Vril doesn't do "people", is in fact secretly frightened on encountering anyone he might have to consider properly "people" (as this is synonymous with "family" so far, who can blame him). And Brainiac 5 is perfectly capable of being an asshole if he chooses. He does not need lessons. He does not even need the lesson of Family: They Will Screw You Over.
Best for all they have a long distance relationship. Like "1000 years, and we lost most of the history books" long.
Kara Zor-El, Cassandra Cain, Cristina Yang, and Veronica Palmer are on a Top Secret Task Force. What are they there to do, and why did Alan Scott put them there?
I am unconvinced these people would accomplish anything as a team, but I LOVE IT.
Maybe Alan hired them for Checkmate. Cass and Kara would be aces at top secret missions, so long as they are fluffy top secret missions. Cristina would patch up the soldiers and probably, given the DCU, be a little too involved in exciting medical experiments of the sort non-DCU ethics committees don't really appreciate. And Veronica would have bureaucracy-ish duties!
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hannahrorlove: After a bad day, SARAH walks into a bar. What do they ask the bartender to serve to them?Okay, so this talking house walks into a bar. Maybe "walks" is a euphemism for "downloaded an instance of herself into the local tech"? Either that, or I am getting some rather amusing Baba Yaga's home type mental images.
And she asks for a power overload! Or maybe that the person in the bar causing town-wide power overloads has their keyboard smashed? Or maybe that her occupant stop drinking beer b/c of doctor's orders, did he think she would let him endanger his health just 'cause he's not in her kitchen? I admit I'm a little fuzzy on her motivations, here.
Under what circumstances would the Old Spice Man retire from their chosen profession?
Okay, first of all, let me take a moment to say just how much I love this meme. Thank you.
But Ladies! The Old Spice Man will not rest his saddle nor his fluffy white towel until *your* man smells as manly as he does, and not like a lady! Unless... do you *prefer* the gentle scent of lilac wafting from your man's fresh undergarments which he laundered himself on his washboard abs? Anything is possible, after all!
Of everyone else on the list, which would be the most appropriate working partner for a spankbot?
Veronica Palmer. After listening to Phil and Lem's stuttered explanation (as translated by Ted) of just where, exactly, their robot sentry program got sidetracked, Veronica Palmer sends out a memo about Veridian Dynamics' new disciplinary policy. Linda spends the entire episode alternatively spluttering at the idea and falling into trouble.
Romantic partner for Kara Zor-El?
Not for the first time, I am sad I left Comet the Superhorse off the character list! I could have told you about the regency-style AU romance I once plotted out - He is the stablehand with the mysterious past! AND ALSO HER HORSE!
Someone on IM: But do they live happily ever after?
Me: They ride off into the sunset together, if that's what you mean! :D
But I do not actually ship Kara/Comet, it just cracks me up, and anyway he's outside the parameters of the question.
Mortal enemy of Amanda Waller?
Amanda makes enemies so easily, you could convince me it's (almost) any of these people.
So I am going with Vril II, because I have a picture of them screaming at each other now and I am not afraid to use it! They are only part-time mortal enemies, though.
Would the Doctor pick Cristina Yang, Sarah Jane Smith, or Veronica Palmer as a companion? Why and why not?
Well, I think we know the answer to this question. Although from what I gather from Wikipedia, Sarah Jane more or less chose herself! I mean, Veronica Palmer would also gladly choose herself, but five minutes with the Doctor and they'd both change their minds. If the Doctor is Chaotic Good, Veronica is Lawful Evil.
How does Alan Scott take their coffee?
Alan Scott thinks that plain, strong, terrible-tasting coffee is morally superior to that fancy whipped coffee kids are drinking nowadays. But Molly bought an espresso maker which he does not know how to use (Oh, he could figure it out, but somehow that seems like a moral compromise) which takes coffee beans with complicated names he refuses to remember, and when they have breakfast together, he will drink the coffee she makes with it. She teases him about how much better her coffee is than the swill he brews, and he never tells her that she's right. (Although he might be willing to, if she didn't know him so well to make it unnecessary.)
Who would win in a fight, Burton Guster or Vril Dox II?
Sorry, can't answer. Laughing too hard.
So how does that go? Gus calls him a mean name very, very quietly, and then runs away very, very fast?
How did they even *get* in a fight, that is what I'm wondering. I doubt L.E.G.I.O.N. has much need for fake psychic consultants. Or any humans at all.
Does Cassandra Cain believe in God?
No, she believes in Batman. (Sorry.)
Seriously, though, do we have any canon on this? I assume she wasn't exposed to religion as a child, but she may have picked something up during her time in Gotham. (Or before, if the abstract concept of God was one that could translate into body language.) Personally, I could see her finding religion. She is searching for purpose and redemption, after all. Perhaps she and Helena have long, rooftop discussions on the matter, as Helena tells Cass about her faith.
Brainiac 5 and Agatha Heterodyne are hanging out one day when they are confronted by a mugger. How do they react?
...Are we sure it is a mugger and not an "experiment" that got out of control? Or a team member in desperate worry for the universe?
...I feel sorry for the mugger. Narrative requires them to stumble onto the pair as they've finished a designing a drug with Many Interesting Effects. But how will they test it?
Mugger: Give me all your jewelry. And whatever's in the shiny glowy box. And the - what is that? Tequila? - bottle.
Agatha: A VOLUNTEER!
...Although I'm not sure how well Brainy and Agatha would get along, at least at first. She is doing science WRONG. He is doing science BORING. He doesn't want her touching his stuff! She sometimes forgets it is inappropriate to try to dissect your acquaintances to find out why they are green (even if you are REALLY curious). But after blowing a few things up together they are BFFs. As this meme has apparently decided on its own.
The end! Things learned: 1) Everything is better with the Old Spice Man involved. 2) I think this is the gen-est version of this meme ever accomplished.
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