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I couldn't decide if I wanted to do this meme for a single fandom or, like, all of them, so I made about five character lists. Because I tend to go overboard *just a little*. Anyway. Here's one of them.

1. Aziraphale
2. Grace
3. J'onn
4. Adam Young
5. Lyle Norg (Post-boot)
6. Erik
7. Crowley
8. Kara Zor-El
9. Mystique
10.Dick Grayson
11.Methos
12.War



Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I have not read any Erik/Methos, and it just now occurs to me that this is a terrible,
terrible state of affairs. It would be hot! And shockingly workable, considering Peter
Wingfield shows up in X2 (iirc).

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Um, well, Adam is *eleven* in the book. Give him a few years though, and he still won't be *hot*... he'll be so beautiful it's almost painful. He'll look like that classical ideal seemingly encoded in the creative DNA of painters and sculptors and religion designers.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If War got Kara pregnant, the resulting offspring would probably end up with her (or his, I suppose, as we're already waiving anything resembling reasonable biology) own title, with a check mark in the 'parental issues' requirement. And the last name War-El, because that would amuse me to an unholy degree.

Alternatively, everybody would wish they'd evacuated the universe while they had the chance.

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

For Mystique, sure. penknife wrote Unrepentant, which I enjoyed quite a lot. There are a couple other good ones out there that don't immediately spring to mind, but I always wish there are more.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Grace/Erik. Actually, I'm going to go with yes. If you dump Grace in the X-men Movieverse she'd align herself with Erik almost immediately. They'd both tell each other that the sex doesn't really affect their underlying relationship, and they'd both be lying just a little.

Also included in this crossover should be Grace/Logan, Grace/Mystique, and aborted attempts at philosophy arguments.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

As pretty as Lyle/Dick would be, I'm going to have to go with Lyle/Mystique. Dick's issues and Lyle's issues would not get along. (Dick: I neeeed you. Lyle: O.o *disappears*)

Lyle/Mystique, on the other hand, would hit about a million of my kinks at once. There would be brain porn on top of the regular porn. And anyone who goes, "Ew! Lyle het," at this point gets smacked, because *not* so much an issue here.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Crowley walked in on Grace and War having sex, he would either get dragged in or badly injured. Perhaps both.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Dick goes to the Watchtower, and he wonders about the possibilities of Martian shapeshifting abilities. J'onn decides to enlighten him. PWP.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Aziraphale/Kara. No. Because the universe is kind on occasion.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

For Crowley/War. Um. "The Better Demons of Our Nature," which has very little to do with the specific pairing, but might be a neat title for something anyway.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

If I wanted Adam Young to deflower Aziraphale, I'd use, um, philosophy, I think. It would be a rather depressing look at the nature of the GO-verse and his (either one) place in it, and it would take place when Adam is older.

Also, alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Sure.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

For a given value of 'het', I believe.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Methos? No, I don't think so, unless the occasional random snippet counts.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Grace/Adam/Lyle. Somehow, I really doubt it a lot.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't really envision Dick as a screamer. I think he would moan instead (and be really good about getting the name right).

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Kara... I'd choose one of those bright and perky pop songs I dislike. But I'd make the story itself a lot darker.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Aziraphale/Erik/War. Beware! Crossover. Rough, weird sex.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Oh, gee, a tough one.

Grace: Wanna have sex?
Dick: I'm busy brooding.
Grace: It could be angsty sex.
Dick: ... okay.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Um, *are* there fics about Lyle? There's a comica_obscura story with him in it - does that count?

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

For Erik... Loss of control, or at least the possibility of it.

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Methos/Mystique. Yes. Also, yes; why choose? In fact, why not link this story up with the Erik/Methos and Lyle/Mystique from above and make it the best crossover EVER?

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

I'm thinking J'onn would top Crowley... and I'm also thinking that would be an *odd* scene to write.

"Aziraphale and Mystique are in a happy relationship until Mystique suddenly runs off with Adam Young. Aziraphale, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Methos and a brief unhappy affair with War, then follows the wise advice of Lyle and finds true love with J'onn." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Maybe *this* one should rate the "Better Demons" title.

You know, I'm willing to find this plausible. (Methos, of course, exists in *every* universe, and then I guess Aziraphale needed a change of scenery after the War affair and immigrated to the DCU.)

I know *I* would read it, but that might be it. More Good Omens fans should be familiar with obscure DCU characters, dammit.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Crowley/Kara? I would hurt. In my BRAIN.