Aka, why Karen has, Really, a Hard Time Taking the DCU Seriously.
Part of the blame for this should go to
caia_comica, who was all, "Post it!" and "No really! Post it!" and "You know what? You should post it!" and "Post!" and also helped me find someone for 'F.' Another part goes to Edward Gorey, who wrote the The Gashlycrumb Tinies first.
A is for Al who died of old age,
B is for Barry who ran off the page.
C is for Clark who met his doomsday,
D for Diana turned back into clay.
E is for Eobard who died in his past,
F is for Ferrin whose suit didn’t last.
G is for Guardians, all perished but one,
H is for Hal who flew into the sun.
I is for Indigo programmed subpar,
J is for Jason felled by a crowbar.
K is for Kiliwog killed by a student,
L is for Linda whose death was thought prudent.
M is for Max, neck snapped for his trouble,
N is for Nura now crushed under rubble.
O is for Ollie who died in a plane,
P is for Pamela; we’ll see her again.
Q is for Quarzz who gave all he was able,
R is for Roy, heart stopped on the table.
S is for Sue with villains on the brain,
T is for Ted with a hole in the same.
U is for Unity who claimed her birthright,
V is for Vesper shot dead in the night.
W is for Wesley who fell a long way,
X is for Xax hit with a yellow ray.
Y is for Yoska in explosion buried,
Z is for Zod with deaths many and varied!
Part of the blame for this should go to
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A is for Al who died of old age,
B is for Barry who ran off the page.
C is for Clark who met his doomsday,
D for Diana turned back into clay.
E is for Eobard who died in his past,
F is for Ferrin whose suit didn’t last.
G is for Guardians, all perished but one,
H is for Hal who flew into the sun.
I is for Indigo programmed subpar,
J is for Jason felled by a crowbar.
K is for Kiliwog killed by a student,
L is for Linda whose death was thought prudent.
M is for Max, neck snapped for his trouble,
N is for Nura now crushed under rubble.
O is for Ollie who died in a plane,
P is for Pamela; we’ll see her again.
Q is for Quarzz who gave all he was able,
R is for Roy, heart stopped on the table.
S is for Sue with villains on the brain,
T is for Ted with a hole in the same.
U is for Unity who claimed her birthright,
V is for Vesper shot dead in the night.
W is for Wesley who fell a long way,
X is for Xax hit with a yellow ray.
Y is for Yoska in explosion buried,
Z is for Zod with deaths many and varied!
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