Taken from [livejournal.com profile] bravecows:

Give me two characters from two different fandoms with which I am familiar, and I will invent a relationship for them.

From: [identity profile] lasergirl.livejournal.com


Wat (Knight's Tale) and Stewie (Family Guy)

what the hell. I'm bored!

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com


From what I gather off two minutes of googling, Wat is a rather naive knight. Obviously, Stewie decides a knight who will trust what he is told is *just* what his new plot to destroy Lois requires, and builds a machine to grab him from the time stream.

Of course, the convoluted plan for Wat to kill Lois ends in wacky hijinks (and possibly more sex than Stewie had written on the checklist), and in the end, Stewie must vaporise Wat. Sad, really, and Meg is devastated for *hours*, but what can you do.

From: [identity profile] lasergirl.livejournal.com


AAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA that's awesome. you must be nearly as bored as I am!!!

From: [identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com


Al Bundy and superman? I don't know, I always see these posts of yours and feel left out because I'm too poor to afford comic books and the like.

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com

again, google answers everything


Me too, man. Me too. And if I had known you were interested, I'd have given you this (http://www.sendspace.com/file/ohhvkt) as a treat, instead. You may decide if you're lucky or not.

Together, they fight crime!

No, really. You see, Bundy witnessed the goin down of an EVIL PLOT at the bowling alley, and the next thing he knew he was being targetted by Brainiac copies with super death rays and no worry for colateral damage.

So Superman has to fly around with Bundy the whole day, catching firemen and fixing damms and blasting EVIL robots to bits. Bundy, of course, feels very proud of his contribution, as he will tell anyone he comes into contact with, after.

"And then, me and Superman teamed up with the Justice League to fight off an alien invasion! What did I do? Well, uh. I pressed a blinking red button on the JLA headquarters computer and vented all the air from the room... But we totally kicked their butts!"

From: [identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com

Re: again, google answers everything


Is that a comic book in there? You can download them now? Where for do you download them from, as I am unaware of this, yet oddly not surprised at all?

I'm surprised you didn't work in a ladies shoes thing in there, since that's what Al sells for a living :).

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com

Re: again, google answers everything


Well, maybe it is an EVIL PLOT to take over the women's shoe industry? ;)

And, yep, it is a comic book. (If you'd like instructions of how to get them, email me and I'll give you more info then perhaps you needed.)

From: [identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com

Re: again, google answers everything


e-mail sent, and sent. Because if it's online for free, where I might have to pay for it originally, I'm all over that.

From: [identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com

Re: again, google answers everything


Hey, I have a two part question..

First part: What were those comics, I believe a few years back, that were supposed to change the dc universe forever? It may have been marvel, as in it was going to shake up the order of things, someone was supposed to die, or did die, and that set off a chain reaction of shit?

and 2nd part: If you know what I'm talking about, what the hell happened?

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com

Re: again, google answers everything


*giggles* Why, yes! I believe you are referring to *every Event since 1985*!

Um. *giggle* Sorry. But in the past couple years there must have been 5 of those, all with about a zillion tie in comics. So you are really flexing your new power, I guess.

(In case you are still interested, here are the more recent such things that first come to mind.
DC:
Identity Crisis (pretty readable and self contained)
Infinite Crisis (Superboy-Prime Punched Time And Everything Changed! And now you don't have to read the actual story. I'm doing you a favour.)
52 (pretty consistently readable, although it's still ongoing.)

Marvel:
Avengers Disassembled (no idea if this is worth getting)
House of M (readable, but slow and boring)
Civil War (at this point, I pretty much crossed my arms and went ARGH! NO MORE! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE! Reviews tend to be along the lines of "readable, so long as you don't mind that all the characters are apparently on crack. Lots and lots of crack.")
)

From: [identity profile] randomsign.livejournal.com

Re: again, google answers everything


It happened a few years ago, like 2 or 3 I think. I'm not sure what it's called, one of the crisis' though, someone's wife died I think, I'm not even sure.

Maybe it was civil war for marvel though, I don't know. It was something, I'll figure it out, thanks :).

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com


When Galactica first picked up the distress signal, Adama was understandably suspicious. But there had been ships lost in the exodus from New Caprica, and it was possible some of them had jumped to the wrong coordinates, lost now even from the tiny life-raft of humanity. He sent a raptor, and told them to expect anything.

That *didn't* cover a human man floating unconcious and unprotected in the middle of deep vacuum, however. At their bewildered and not entirely un-panicked communication to Galactica, the man woke up and broke into their conversation, introducing himself as Alan Scott of Earth.

The panic didn't exactly *die down* at this announcement.

In the end, Alan becomes a great ally -- protecting humanity from homicidal robots is a cause he's had practice in getting behind, after all -- and he and Adama forge a friendship based on mutual respect. They spend their time fighting Cylons and trying to find earth and having quiet, manly conversations about leadership and legacy and how, exactly, you face the child left behind.

(Until the effects of the last Crisis wear out, at least, and Alan is returned back to Earth through some pseudo-physical explanation I can't be bothered to make.)

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com


Obviously, the week after Trillian goes for her bag and Zaphod abandons her for someone less high maintenance, Ligur finds her staring at the sky alternatively angrily and forlornly, her mind filled with swear words and desire for a new life.

Ligur goes up to her, puts on a grin (which skitters nervously over unfamiliar terrain before settling onto his face), and tells her that she's got the perfect look for the telly, has she thought about reporting at all? And, in fact, there's an opening right now at the BBC (sad case. One of the news anchors kneeled over with a stroke, oh, thirty seconds ago) if she was willing to take over the leaving party's contract...

He'd even wait, if she wanted to go back for her things.

From: [identity profile] daegaer.livejournal.com


Ahahaha! Yay! I bet Trillian, being a jeeeenius, has the contract renegotiated to her liking in about thirty seconds flat.

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com


What do you want a spaceship for? Anything goes that high, it'll just bounce off.

From: [identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com


Ford Prefect and Rupert Giles.

Ooo! Or Tim Drake and Adam Young.

From: [identity profile] odditycollector.livejournal.com


The answer was a bit long for a comment, so i put it over here (http://odditycollector.livejournal.com/133108.html).
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