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greenygal: You know, I don't think we've ever seen anything about Coluan sex lives, even the biological versions.
Carmen: That is, there's some implications about what a Coluan might do with a Kryptonite or a Daxamite, but we just don't see enough Coluans to have any idea what they do with each other.
odditycollector: *ponders what a Coluan might do with a Kryptonite*
Carmen: ...oops.
Carmen: Kryptonian. I meant Kryptonian. Some mental images even I don't need.
Karen: "Brainiac 5 has always had a fetish for things from Krypton..."
Carmen: *wails*
Karen: It's a family heirloom!
Karen: Admittedly, Brainy's put a lot of effort into *not* thinking of reasons why Brainiac I possessed an intricately carved Kryptonite dildo...
Carmen: ...doesn't Clark have enough problems?
Karen: I bet he'd get a lot on space-ebay
Carmen: Really, I'm not sure how much use Brainy really *has* for a Kryptonite dildo. Not being a supervillain and all.
Karen: Well, my mother didn't have much use for an antique doll with a lot of the paint faded off, but it's rude to say "no".
Carmen: True, but the doll probably wasn't lethal to your father.
Karen: People get *guns* all the time!
Carmen: Well, I suppose a gun in a locked box is about as dangerous as Kryptonite in a locked lead box. I mean, Brainy was hoarding Kryptonite for the first three episodes of the show and Clark never knew a thing about it.
Karen: There you go.
Karen: Just hope no one else gets a close look at the *other* Kryptonite?
Karen: (*snickers* And then Zod or someone attacks, and it's all they have left!)
Carmen: "Brainy--"
"No."
"But what--"
"You don't want to know."
"But it looked like--"
"I am speaking as a genius of an unimaginable order when I say this: you don't want any details."
"...okay."
Karen: He gives the box to Jo and yells at him to get close.
Jo: "I'm going to take this kryptonite and shove it right up your ass!" *yanks it out of the box and brandishes it*
Karen: Zod: "..." Jo: "..."
Carmen: *cracks up*
Karen: Worse if Clark or Kara need for some reason to be contained, I imagine.
Carmen: Well, they wouldn't have to *use* it, I would imagine. Proximity usually takes care of all that.
Karen: Still. You'd have to wave it at them. "Back! Back!"
Carmen: Never mind Jo, give it to Imra. See how many shades of red she turns.
Karen: You'd think, as a telepath, she'd be less easy to shock
Carmen: I still suspect she wouldn't want to be handling the thing.
Carmen: (But you're right. She's been reading *Garth's* mind, after all...)
Karen: Well, she doesn't know where it's been.
Karen: Actually, I take that back. Jo doesn't know where it's been. Irma probably *does*
Carmen: And boy, she doesn't want to.
Carmen: She'll be lining right up for the chorus of "don't ask, don't tell, you don't want to know and I will be scrubbing my brain with acid now, thanks."
Karen: Maybe Lyle got a hold of it. "Why, Mr. Dildo. You're so *green*..."
Carmen: Yes, because Lyle has certain...fixations.
Karen: Well, he *does*.
Karen: Irma: "This is how Lex Luthor got colon cancer, you know."
Carmen: Yes, it gives "unhealthy sex life" an entirely new meaning...
Karen: You know, we've been talking about Kryptonite dildos for an hour now. We're *impressive*.
Carmen: I'm still blaming it on you.
Karen: Dude, it was your typo!
Carmen: Well, yes, but it wasn't my warped brain that leaped upon the idea...
Karen: ;p Yes, because your warped brain is so much more mature and classy?
Carmen: *thinks about this* ...well, no.
Carmen: I mean, the conversation that contained the typo started when I said "Coluan pon farr."
Karen: We are a credit to the human race!
Karen: Mostly because they wouldn't let us be returned for cash.
Carmen: So we're priceless? I can get behind that.
Karen: *posts*
Karen: I think the... second... most amusing thing is that we seem to be talking about at least 3 different legions at once.
Carmen: Could be two. Jo is pretty consistent across all incarnations.
Carmen: And strictly speaking we don't know there's not an Invisible Kid in the cartoon...
Carmen: *considers* Hey. Triangle!
Karen: ...
Karen: "One day, Superman was walking around Legion HQ when he saw Brainiac 5 twisting on the floor of his lab, some of his panels exposed. "Wow," thought Clark. "Here's my chance! I can be in and out before he even notices....""
Carmen: ...okay, not quite what I had in mind...
Karen: *snickers* No, but I couldn't resist.
Karen: (Nor, as the joke goes, can Superman!)
greenygal: You know, I don't think we've ever seen anything about Coluan sex lives, even the biological versions.Carmen: That is, there's some implications about what a Coluan might do with a Kryptonite or a Daxamite, but we just don't see enough Coluans to have any idea what they do with each other.
odditycollector: *ponders what a Coluan might do with a Kryptonite*Carmen: ...oops.
Carmen: Kryptonian. I meant Kryptonian. Some mental images even I don't need.
Karen: "Brainiac 5 has always had a fetish for things from Krypton..."
Carmen: *wails*
Karen: It's a family heirloom!
Karen: Admittedly, Brainy's put a lot of effort into *not* thinking of reasons why Brainiac I possessed an intricately carved Kryptonite dildo...
Carmen: ...doesn't Clark have enough problems?
Karen: I bet he'd get a lot on space-ebay
Carmen: Really, I'm not sure how much use Brainy really *has* for a Kryptonite dildo. Not being a supervillain and all.
Karen: Well, my mother didn't have much use for an antique doll with a lot of the paint faded off, but it's rude to say "no".
Carmen: True, but the doll probably wasn't lethal to your father.
Karen: People get *guns* all the time!
Carmen: Well, I suppose a gun in a locked box is about as dangerous as Kryptonite in a locked lead box. I mean, Brainy was hoarding Kryptonite for the first three episodes of the show and Clark never knew a thing about it.
Karen: There you go.
Karen: Just hope no one else gets a close look at the *other* Kryptonite?
Karen: (*snickers* And then Zod or someone attacks, and it's all they have left!)
Carmen: "Brainy--"
"No."
"But what--"
"You don't want to know."
"But it looked like--"
"I am speaking as a genius of an unimaginable order when I say this: you don't want any details."
"...okay."
Karen: He gives the box to Jo and yells at him to get close.
Jo: "I'm going to take this kryptonite and shove it right up your ass!" *yanks it out of the box and brandishes it*
Karen: Zod: "..." Jo: "..."
Carmen: *cracks up*
Karen: Worse if Clark or Kara need for some reason to be contained, I imagine.
Carmen: Well, they wouldn't have to *use* it, I would imagine. Proximity usually takes care of all that.
Karen: Still. You'd have to wave it at them. "Back! Back!"
Carmen: Never mind Jo, give it to Imra. See how many shades of red she turns.
Karen: You'd think, as a telepath, she'd be less easy to shock
Carmen: I still suspect she wouldn't want to be handling the thing.
Carmen: (But you're right. She's been reading *Garth's* mind, after all...)
Karen: Well, she doesn't know where it's been.
Karen: Actually, I take that back. Jo doesn't know where it's been. Irma probably *does*
Carmen: And boy, she doesn't want to.
Carmen: She'll be lining right up for the chorus of "don't ask, don't tell, you don't want to know and I will be scrubbing my brain with acid now, thanks."
Karen: Maybe Lyle got a hold of it. "Why, Mr. Dildo. You're so *green*..."
Carmen: Yes, because Lyle has certain...fixations.
Karen: Well, he *does*.
Karen: Irma: "This is how Lex Luthor got colon cancer, you know."
Carmen: Yes, it gives "unhealthy sex life" an entirely new meaning...
Karen: You know, we've been talking about Kryptonite dildos for an hour now. We're *impressive*.
Carmen: I'm still blaming it on you.
Karen: Dude, it was your typo!
Carmen: Well, yes, but it wasn't my warped brain that leaped upon the idea...
Karen: ;p Yes, because your warped brain is so much more mature and classy?
Carmen: *thinks about this* ...well, no.
Carmen: I mean, the conversation that contained the typo started when I said "Coluan pon farr."
Karen: We are a credit to the human race!
Karen: Mostly because they wouldn't let us be returned for cash.
Carmen: So we're priceless? I can get behind that.
(LJ-ify your IMs before pasting!)
Karen: *posts*
Karen: I think the... second... most amusing thing is that we seem to be talking about at least 3 different legions at once.
Carmen: Could be two. Jo is pretty consistent across all incarnations.
Carmen: And strictly speaking we don't know there's not an Invisible Kid in the cartoon...
Carmen: *considers* Hey. Triangle!
Karen: ...
Karen: "One day, Superman was walking around Legion HQ when he saw Brainiac 5 twisting on the floor of his lab, some of his panels exposed. "Wow," thought Clark. "Here's my chance! I can be in and out before he even notices....""
Carmen: ...okay, not quite what I had in mind...
Karen: *snickers* No, but I couldn't resist.
Karen: (Nor, as the joke goes, can Superman!)
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