Ha-hah!
(I feel now feel the urge to comment on some journals of random people, just to scare them. But I won't as I much prefer frightening people I *do* know...)
If there is anything good and holy in this world, I will have gotten it out of my system now and will be recovered enough to consider the normality of Gandalf/Martha Kent.
One must ease one's self slowly into these things, I've heard.