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vagabond_sal for the ten fictional characters I would shag meme, but after about name seven I was just making stuff up. So here’s five.
1. Mystique, movieverse in particular. If there’s anyone out there who *wouldn’t* shag Mystique, let me know what you’ve got so I can be very careful not to catch it.
2. Zao. Sure, he’s a psychopath and totally gay for the other villain of the piece, but he’s also played by Rick Yune. Come on, everyone, say it with me - Mmmmm… Rick Yune.
3. Zaphod Beeblebrox. Ie, he who was ‘once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as the Best Bang since the Big One.’ What can I say. He’s got *good* PR.
4. Grace. Sex, alcohol, and a freakishly tall Asian chick who kicks all sorts of ass -- apply as directed.
5. Genderswapped Lois Lane. (And, by the way, how much do I love having a fandom where statements like that don’t even earn a raised eyebrow.) I was having a conversation recently which veered onto the topic of how hot Lois would be as a guy, and the image has refused so far to leave my brain. Good features, a tendency for partially unbuttoned shirts, and he wouldn’t be so encumbered with massive amounts of muscles like most males of the DCU. Yeah, I’d do him.
Looking at my answers, it’s pretty obvious this isn’t the “Fictional characters I’d look into having a long-term relationship with or, indeed, a conversation” meme. Oh, well.
I’m not going to tag anyone to do this, but if you want to, go ahead! The answers have been amusing so far.
vagabond_sal for the ten fictional characters I would shag meme, but after about name seven I was just making stuff up. So here’s five.1. Mystique, movieverse in particular. If there’s anyone out there who *wouldn’t* shag Mystique, let me know what you’ve got so I can be very careful not to catch it.
2. Zao. Sure, he’s a psychopath and totally gay for the other villain of the piece, but he’s also played by Rick Yune. Come on, everyone, say it with me - Mmmmm… Rick Yune.
3. Zaphod Beeblebrox. Ie, he who was ‘once described by Eccentrica Gallumbits as the Best Bang since the Big One.’ What can I say. He’s got *good* PR.
4. Grace. Sex, alcohol, and a freakishly tall Asian chick who kicks all sorts of ass -- apply as directed.
5. Genderswapped Lois Lane. (And, by the way, how much do I love having a fandom where statements like that don’t even earn a raised eyebrow.) I was having a conversation recently which veered onto the topic of how hot Lois would be as a guy, and the image has refused so far to leave my brain. Good features, a tendency for partially unbuttoned shirts, and he wouldn’t be so encumbered with massive amounts of muscles like most males of the DCU. Yeah, I’d do him.
Looking at my answers, it’s pretty obvious this isn’t the “Fictional characters I’d look into having a long-term relationship with or, indeed, a conversation” meme. Oh, well.
I’m not going to tag anyone to do this, but if you want to, go ahead! The answers have been amusing so far.
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