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for count_fenring, who also kind of bent the prompt, but I am nothing if not magnanimous... ;)

( A female version of Arthur Dent and Harley Quinn. )

 

for gillen, who supplies all necessary context here.

( Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6, and The Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal. )

Totally non-predicatable indeed

Okay! In a tragic turn of events, I am running out of both beer and enough brain-cells to do the work I'm supposed to be doing. (Are these things related? All signs point to maybe.)

So! Dance for my amusement, little monkeys! Dance! Dance!

Well, that's not working. People in the Pacific Time Zone get the short end of the online crack-game, it is very much the truth.

 
Anyway, since I'm done with the last round of prompts, I'll do this again. Never mind the timing.

Give me a DCU character and a prompt and I'll write you *exactly* a line of fic. Give me two DCU characters, and I'll write you *exactly* a line of porn. (Although the management reserves the right to go 'ahahaha, no' for whatever reason.)

 
*grins at the remaining, wakeful type people in an entirely non-scary manner involving hardly any teeth at all*