IM Conversations I Never Wanted To Have.

Me: Heya!
Me: I see you've got this newfangled "internet" thing worked out. ; )
My Mom: Yes.
My Mom: And right now, I'm typing with one hand.
Me:
Me:
My Mom: : )

IM Conversations I Actually Quite Enjoyed

For balance.

odditycollector: *waves*
odditycollector: *sneakily*
greenygal: *amused* So do you not want me to see the wave, or are just practicing your supervillain style?
odditycollector: Well, the pounding in of heads turned out not to be an effective greeting technique after all.
odditycollector: Who knew?
greenygal: Lex keeps trying to explain it to Grundy...
odditycollector: Silly Lex. Just team him up with bizarro!
greenygal: Well, yes, but then Lex winds up spending rather more than he'd like on repair bills. And the rest of the team complains about how their shiny Fortress of Doom is constantly sporting big gaping holes.
odditycollector: Isn't that the case *anyway*?
odditycollector: Lex can station them at the Main headquarters. They end up in Antarctica.
greenygal: *pauses, looks worried* But then don't we run the risk that they'll run into G'nort?
odditycollector: Maybe that's the plan?
odditycollector: Bizarro invites him over for tea.
odditycollector: Grundy punches him in the head.
odditycollector: Gnort explains that he's flattered, but his heat belongs to another.

greenygal: *would spit out tea if she were drinking it*
greenygal: Tell me you meant "heart." Pretty please. *g*
odditycollector: HEART! I MEANT HEART!
odditycollector: Argh.
odditycollector: YES.
greenygal: (Which is bad enough, mind, but still. :)
odditycollector: He is SAVING HIMSELF FOR GUY.
odditycollector: They are MEANT2B.

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