*eyes the news headlines*

[odditycollector]

So, uh. Think they will share the committee deliberations behind Obama getting the Nobel peace prize, then? Because I am *trying* to guess the reasoning.

"shit ladies look at this fucking president. bitch is one goddam GQMF I am not fucking wrong on this shit."
"fucking holy fucking shit you're fucking right goddam."
"do we have some goddam trophy shit for awesomest motherfucker 'cuz lets award the shit out of this bitch i mean goddam."
"we can fucking introduce that shit or maybe just start calling the fucking things the obamas holy christ you know the world would fucking get behind that goddam shit"
"fuck yeah goddam bitch'll invent fucking world peace just so every fucking dictator asshole can get on his facebook shit or a fucking birthday card maybe I don't know."
"lets give that fucker the peace money and shit. christ he didn't even fuck any goddam bitches up with fucking nukes even though you know he has that shit goddam"
"christ hell lets fucking throw in the shit for that chemistry shit too goddam"

Comments

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

Heeh! Whatever they tell us, this is the version of events I will choose to believe.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

It is for sure one of the easiest to macro, anyway!

[brownbetty]

I imagine it as

“Who can we get this year to fuck with George W.?”

"Jimmy Carter?"

“No, idiot, we did him in 2002?”

"Um… Bill Clinton?"

“… no, I really can't even, not even to fuck with Bush.”

"Okay, what about Hillary-- no wait! Al Gore!"

“Um, no, we used him in 2007.”

"Guys, wait, no, I just realized who would really piss him off! I'm a genius!"

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Do we still care about fucking with Bush? Or ever? I mean, I am not actually sure I ever thought of him as a person.

(Fucking with the sort of people who've just now decided winning the Nobel prize is a sign of evil though, that is good times.)

[asciiskull.livejournal.com]

He deserves a piece of something.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Or everyone wants a piece of him. (I guess that is what happens when you get together a committee of the womens. They pick the hot guy!)