The Existential Crisis Your Existential Crisis Could Smell Like

The characters starring in the answers to your silly questions:

1. Kara Zor-El
2. The Old Spice Man
3. Agatha Heterodyne
4. Burton Guster
5. The Doctor
6. Rose Lalonde
7. Cristina Yang
8. Veronica Palmer
9. a spankbot
10. Amanda Waller
11. Karkat Vantas
12. John Egbert
13. Brainiac 5
14. Cassandra Cain
15. Aziraphale

(hannahrorlove) ( Where would Agatha Heterodyne, Cristina Yang, and Cassandra Cain be found in the next James Bond movie? Girl of the hour, sexy geek behind the scenes, getaway driver, something else? )

( Kara Zor-El and Veronica Palmer are the top candidates for the same position. What is it, and which one gets the job? )

( The Old Spice Man suffers a mid-life crisis - what vehicle do they buy to cope? )

( Who would get out of a hedge maze first: Burton Guster, John Egbert, or Brainiac 5? )

( Veronica Palmer and Rose Lalonde are a team on the latest season of The Amazing Race. How long do they last before they're eliminated, or do they manage to win? )

( The Doctor, Amanda Waller, Karkat Vantas and Aziraphale are classmates in a Wacky High School AU and have to work together to create a group presentation on the marine biology of the Caribbean for science class. (Etc.) )

(wrabbit) ( What does Veronica Palmer do to relax? )

( Gus and The Doctor are accidentally telepathically bonded. How's that working out for them? )

( Agatha Heterodyne and Karkat Vantas are trapped in a snowed-in cabin for the winter. A very long winter. Otherwise its quite comfortable. Is this romance, comedy, tragedy or horror? )

(red_eft) ( John Egbert and a spankbot adopt a pet together! What kind do they get? What do they name it? Do they teach it any tricks? )

petra ( Rose Lalonde suffers a head injury and wakes up in close proximity to Burton Guster. What do they think of it, and how does Veronica Palmer react when ze finds out? )

( Agatha Heterodyne and Cassandra Cain celebrate a holiday together. What holiday, and what do they do for it? )

( Amanda, Cristina Yang, John Egbert, a spankbot, and Karkat form a team to run confidence schemes. Who is the Inside (Wo)Man, the Roper, the Fixer? Who do they swindle? )

( Brainiac 5 and Kara Zor-El start a business together. How do they earn their living? )

( The Doctor and Aziraphale are buddy cops. Which one is the By the Book one, and which one is the Maverick? How long do they work together? )

(red_eft) ( If Aziraphale, Agatha Heterdyne and the Doctor got lost in the wilderness, how well would they manage? )

(jarodrussell) ( How would Burton Guster kill Superman? )

( Does Agatha Heterodyne have my $5? )

( What's up with Aziraphale, did they ever go on that picnic with the Doctor? )

( Would Cristina Yang prefer an iPod or Anthrax? )

(tiggerwrites) ( The Doctor Hates Agatha Heterodyne how did this happen. )

(count_fenring) ( Agatha Heterodyne, Rose Lalonde, and Karkat Vantas form a conspiracy to take over the throne of England. Which pair are involved in a disastrous love affair that results in their capture, nude, in the bottom of the Parliament building, and how does the third rescue them? )

THE END

Things learned: 1) The meme has some very definite opinions about BUDDY COP partnerships. 2) Putting the Homestuck kids in the meme will BREAK IT re: universe alignment. Some of those answers are ridiculously long.

PS, a couple people left me silly questions after I went to sleep. I'll get to them later.
 
ETA: Which I did, part two is here!