The Epilogue Your Existential Crisis Could Smell Like

These are the final questions from the last silly question meme. I take it for granted you've read part one; it will probably be even more cracky otherwise.

Once more, our silly answer stars:

1. Kara Zor-El
2. The Old Spice Man
3. Agatha Heterodyne
4. Burton Guster
5. The Doctor
6. Rose Lalonde
7. Cristina Yang
8. Veronica Palmer
9. a spankbot
10. Amanda Waller
11. Karkat Vantas
12. John Egbert
13. Brainiac 5
14. Cassandra Cain
15. Aziraphale

(foolsguinea) ( Are The Old Spice Man and Rose Lalonde still mad at Aziraphale about that... one time? )

 
( And why does Aziraphale associate bicycles with Amanda Waller? )

 
( If you asked Kara Zor-El to choose among a spankbot, Gus, & John Egbert for the old, 'fuck, marry, kill,' choice, what would Kara say, & what part of this would most offend Brainiac 5? )

 
(philippos42) ( Karkat Vantas, Rose Lalonde, The Doctor, & Agatha Heterodyne are stranded on a deserted island. What wackiness ensues? Does anyone get laid? Does anyone get turned into bait? )

 
( Actually, Cristina Yang has a speedboat, & knows where they are, but isn't offering aid. Why not? )

 
( Which of the other fourteen would Veronica Palmer's parents most approve of Veronica Palmer having a romantic involvement with? (Etc.) )

 
( Who's crazy enough to fix up Cass and Kara? )

 
And THAT is the end! Total word count on this thing is over 8000, what the heck.