Please phrase your answer in the form of an answer.

Silly meme responses...

The Characters:

1. Amanda Waller
2. The Doctor
3. John Egbert
4. Kara Zor-El
5. a spankbot
6. Lois Lane
7. Jaime Reyes
8. Burton Guster
9. Karkat Vantas
10. Jean-Luc Picard
11. The Old Spice Man
12. Cassandra Cain
13. Aziraphale
14. Cristina Yang
15. Rose Lalonde


The Questions:
 
jarodrussell asked:

( Due to a horrible and comedic misunderstanding with a Galactic Peace Enforcement Agency, The Doctor is wrongly accused of a crime and is now a wanted fugitive on every planet in the galaxy. Jaime Reyes and Burton Guster have been drafted into service by the GPEA to hunt them down, and they only have a week to do it. Etc. )

 
philippos42 asked:

( Hypothetically, if Mr Koiwai died, which of the fifteen would take in Yotsuba? )

( Which two characters of the fifteen could you see having a substitute parent-child relationship? )

( Cristina Yang is transported back in time to Korea in the early 1950's, when the war was still hot. Etc. )

 
thefourthvine asked:

( Amanda Waller, John Egbert, and a spankbot are stuck in an elevator. )

( Jaime Reyes and Burton Guster are left in charge of a small child for several hours. How does it go? What's left at the end? )

( Aziraphale, Cristina Yang, and Rose Lalonde go on a retreat. Seven days of silence, meditation, cotton robes, and a light vegan diet. Etc. )

( The Doctor and Captain Picard bodyswap - Picard is in the Doctor's body and life, and the Doctor is in Picard's. How do they handle things? )

( Kara and Cass must huddle for warmth for a night. Is there sex? Is there killing? Is there profound emotional bonding with tears of unbridled joy? )

( Lois Lane, Karkat Vantas, and the Old Spice Man get hit with a deinhibitor, Naked Time style. What do they say? What do they do? Is there any collateral damage? )

 
nextian asked:

( John Egbert and Kara Zor-El are playing shuffleboard on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean when the lost city of Atlantis rises up from the waves. Who do they call first, and what do they do with Atlantis? )

( Burton Guster is in their final year at the high school AU from of the last iteration this meme. What are they doing next, and which of the other characters is going to throw the biggest wrench in this plan? )

( Amanda Waller and Cassandra Cain move to Sesame Street. Discuss. )

( Karkat Vantas, a BNF in a fandom of your choice, gets involved with a flamewar with one or more of the other characters. Who and why? )

 
angel_gidget asked:

( A spankbot and Lois Lane are trapped in a freezing room with one blanket )

 
( Jaime Reyes and Burton Guster go into the same community service program. How does that work out for them? )

( Karkat Vantas and John Egbert walk into a bar... )

( Jean-Luc Picard is charged with setting up the Doctor on a date with another number. Who do they pick? )

 
The end!

*stares at word count for this* So then why do I always struggle to finish my Yuletide stories? It makes no sense.